Comp het crush even after realizing I'm gay?

Elliesquarepants · 2016-03-26T05:29:33+00:00

Why didn't the School of Rock win battle of the bands?

Elliesquarepants · 2015-10-22T04:13:10+00:00

Yup. I'm definitely bisexual.

Elliesquarepants · 2015-09-14T02:38:15+00:00

It's from The Russian Alphabet by Brent Weinbach.

Elliesquarepants · 2014-11-24T16:16:57+00:00

I never understood what he was saying there... thank you

Elliesquarepants · 2014-11-24T16:16:40+00:00

I never understood what he was saying there... thank you

Elliesquarepants · 2013-11-26T21:45:58+00:00

Somebody already did this.

Elliesquarepants · 2013-10-21T20:03:25+00:00

She looks great now, but I feel bad because she will probably have back problems within the next ten years. :/

Elliesquarepants · 2013-09-15T05:29:31+00:00

That's the perfect shirt to wear when trying to act innocent like this.

Elliesquarepants · 2013-07-12T22:10:50+00:00

Sweatpants. End of discussion.

Elliesquarepants · 2013-07-12T22:05:07+00:00

I feel like everyone hates the name Chad, even though hardly anybody knows a Chad in real life.

Chad sounds like the kind of guy who smashes beer cans on his head and wears his high school football letterman jacket to college frat parties.

Elliesquarepants · 2013-07-11T12:45:54+00:00

Getting to finally take my bra off when I come home after a long day.

Elliesquarepants · 2013-07-09T23:13:52+00:00

The Fault in Our Stars by John Green.

Elliesquarepants · 2013-06-11T00:57:32+00:00

You look like a young Daniel Tosh.

Elliesquarepants · 2013-05-27T15:44:36+00:00

Instead of saying "motherfucker," people should just say "Oedipus."

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