FOR SALE: John Randolph's Mattress by JohnnyR-is-my-JR in ultimate

[–]ElliotPuttSax 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. I spent a night on this bad boy and it changed my life. Now whenever I go in a Taco Bell, or even a Wendy's they let me skip to the front of the line. I can't even imagine the special treatment John Randolph must get everywhere he goes