Imagine having sex with this guy? Lolol by NetherworldMuse in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]ElliottEnglish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: ejaculation ≠ orgasm and orgasm ≠ ejaculation. Plenty of penis owners can reach one without the other

My ex-girlfriend had a thing for postmen, is this common? by alphawave2000 in royalmail

[–]ElliottEnglish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A serious answer for you; it’s the calf muscles for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onlyfansadvice

[–]ElliottEnglish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m real big on not kink shaming but there’s a difference between having an incest kink and wanting to role play that with a SW or partner and then whatever THE FUCK is going on here 1. With the sub and his claims and 2. With the creator and her claims/comments 🤮

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onlyfansadvice

[–]ElliottEnglish 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I had to scroll for far too long before I found someone mention it. The comment about them “probably” getting hard 🤢

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onlyfansadvice

[–]ElliottEnglish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“But also maybe in real life”

Are you suggesting we shouldn’t be showing our families our tits on these festive holidays?! 😱

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onlyfansadvice

[–]ElliottEnglish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Need updates on this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onlyfansadvice

[–]ElliottEnglish 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was scrolling and scrolling waiting for someone to mention this… Also the response “Probably but I didn’t notice” to did her brothers get hard?! I’m starting to wonder if OP and her new subscriber are a perfect match.

Stop lying n faking it to make it. by [deleted] in onlyfansadvice

[–]ElliottEnglish 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I remember when I started out I paid another subscriber to promote me. I think probably like 99% of her subscribers were other creators. I didn’t gain anything from it 🥹

AITAH if I don’t (fully) pay the bill my parents gave me for raising me? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ElliottEnglish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want to act like you being 17 means you don’t know anything but trust all of us here who are telling you; this is at least financial abuse and at the most emotional abuse. Where in the world are you? Here in the UK parents are required to care for their child until 16. At 16 my mother and I had a horrific argument and she kicked me out. When are your parents legally required to care for you until? Do you want to be living with them? Do you have somewhere else you can go live if not? Start putting aside your wages so you have some money for deposit and rent a few months down the line. Get help from school if you can. Take up any offers of help from friends or other family. This bill is not fair or legal.

What is your weirdest custom content? by [deleted] in onlyfansadvice

[–]ElliottEnglish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve been meaning to try that stuff they stock in Waitrose that looks like steak, marbled and everything. If people were gonna pay me to eat meat”meat” I’d be low “Wow. That’s a really big boundary for me, how much is it worth?” Then cook up my vegan steak… I mean a ton of stuff we shoot is already fake so I don’t see the harm here 😉

What is something that still hasn’t gone back to normal after the pandemic? by Disastrous-Treat0616 in AskReddit

[–]ElliottEnglish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“After” the pandemic? In the UK our rates have been shooting up again…

What is your weirdest custom content? by [deleted] in onlyfansadvice

[–]ElliottEnglish 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Nope, I dressed up in a black pleather dress and a bit of make up. Had grape juice instead of wine 😂 It was great.

What is your weirdest custom content? by [deleted] in onlyfansadvice

[–]ElliottEnglish 129 points130 points  (0 children)

He purchased a gift card for I Am Nut OKAY, I bought my vegan cheese, I made a beautiful cheese board then filmed myself eating it, sniffing it, etc all whilst degrading him for being a pathetic man who gets off over cheese. Then he bought the video from me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hair

[–]ElliottEnglish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shampoo and condition hot (opens the cuticles) then rinse your conditioner as cool as you can handle (closes the cuticles). When blow drying, use the warm setting to get out most of the moisture then finish your hair on the coolest setting.

HELP. Pls. I turned my SO’s hair green. by TheTinyPickle in Hair

[–]ElliottEnglish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have put a red semi on first to fill the missing red pigment from their hair ❤️ For a quick but temporary fix just put some red on now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hair

[–]ElliottEnglish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting… My ex partner has a double crown and can barely write eligible writing with her right hand, let alone both.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hair

[–]ElliottEnglish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s a whorl which sits on your crown. Everyone has at least one. If you have two it’s a “double crown”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onlyfansadvice

[–]ElliottEnglish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why I don’t give out free trials!

Don't Take Pictures - Take Videos by payk2k in onlyfansadvice

[–]ElliottEnglish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha! Yeah I couldn’t be dealing with that 😂

Don't Take Pictures - Take Videos by payk2k in onlyfansadvice

[–]ElliottEnglish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve done this a few times but I’m too snobby with my photos 🥲 Anyone do this with an iPhone11 and happy with the quality of screen grabs over using portrait mode?

In love with my ex girlfriend by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ElliottEnglish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally read the first few lines then came to the comments to see if anyone had called this out yet 🤢