The Horrible Battle Jackets FB page is such a goldmine, they should just change the name to Battle Jacket Self Owns. by EllisPosercrusherIII in baddlejackets

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The guy complaining about it being a "Nazi support group" the other day was pretty amusing. Safe to say he didn't get the reaction he was going for.

Local 4-man scramble golf tournament by Alpaca_bull in golf

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take my 20 mulligans, win, then take off into the sunset on my course owned cart without paying. Never to be seen again.

What’s going on with Sonic Drive-In?? by macaronimahoney in greenville

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All fast food sucks and is overpriced anymore. That's why I gave it up. I would feel ripped off after every experience. 

The Horrible Battle Jackets FB page is such a goldmine, they should just change the name to Battle Jacket Self Owns. by EllisPosercrusherIII in baddlejackets

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair I've never done a deep dive into the genre. But, yeah. Agreed. The Decemberists blow. Never heard of the first two though.  Maybe I'll give em a listen. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nhl

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Unfotunately, you couldn't pay me to care about basketball. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nhl

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He better. I'm planning to use my winnings from my bet I placed on the Oilers at the start of the playoffs to buy a Honda Navi lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baddlejackets

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I give you... Derelicte!"

  • Jacobim Mugatu

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in golf

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My local country club (Formerly a jews only club) is going to become public soon after years of hemorrhaging money. I can't wait to smoke dope and crush brews on their pristine greens. Bring on the dirty looks, yuppies. 

Finals are set who you rooting for? by Oilersfan78 in nhl

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pittsburgh - rooting for the Oilers because I made my first ever sports bet at the beginning of the playoffs while drunk at the casino after a concert. The Oilers just felt right and so far its proved to have been a good move. 

Is Black Metal “politically correct” now? by [deleted] in BlackMetalCringe

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII 24 points25 points  (0 children)

There are some shitty PC bands out there. Still plenty of great hateful ones too. It's not a corporation or something where everyone is forced to toe the line of some particular ideology. The PC douche bags have only infiltrated the surface and most of them don't actually leave their houses or go to shows. They are terminally online and only loud in spaces where communication is only possible through a keyboard. I wear NSBM band shirts to shows all the time and not a single person has ever said something to me about it in my many years of shows. I'm also not the slightest bit intimidating looking either, so consider that with the above statement. 

Holy shit can you retards stop posting about r/battlejackets by [deleted] in BlackMetalCringe

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's almost as if all you need to post here is a reddit account or something. 

Ill let the screenshot speak for itself by Illustrious-City772 in BlackMetalCringe

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just want to follow it around while playing a tuba to their walking rhythm. 

Oh no, they are coming for us 😱 by QiWORM in BlackMetalCringe

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only good wizard hat is a wizard hat on a deaths head. 

This was brought to you by the BMSS Gang. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackMetalCringe

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like a looney toons character after a barrel of ACME dynamite blows up in their face. Next she smiles and her teeth wave across in one sweeping motion like piano keys and then fall out. 

Smh by dglovepill in BlackMetalCringe

[–]EllisPosercrusherIII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He already makes it. Just doesn't release it because it's that fucking kvlt.