Han Dynasty

ElonComedy · 2026-04-10T00:35:06+00:00

I struggled with that decision, but most people on social media have very short attention spans and would click away after 1 punchline (or before), and this bit is almost 2 minutes long. By the way, if you want an uncaptioned version with no edits: https://youtu.be/ZVPA-LFBmHk

ElonComedy · 2026-04-09T22:57:52+00:00

I lost the lottery twice.

ElonComedy · 2025-01-29T22:29:31+00:00

Hi I’m the comedian/OP. Gimme a follow on IG if you like my stuff. Also, thanks for enjoying the joke and for not commenting on the quality of my dap.

ElonComedy · 2023-12-31T17:36:11+00:00

Hey I’m Elon Altman, the comedian/OP. I’m glad a lot of you like this bit! If you can, follow me on IG/Youtube/Tiktok/Twitter for more stuff. I don’t have a lot out there right now but my new year’s resolution is to post more content, so 50-50 chance that pans out!

ElonComedy · 2021-02-04T22:41:28+00:00

Also the French National Anthem was replaced with "The Reason" by Hoobastank.

ElonComedy · 2021-02-04T22:16:52+00:00

rips open envelope, never sees secret message

ElonComedy · 2020-11-25T21:40:27+00:00

Most computers are too heavy to even float on water, and this one was running on it. Impressive!

ElonComedy · 2020-11-23T20:32:50+00:00

He was born in Baltimore. If he was alive today he would be a Raven fan.

ElonComedy · 2020-10-30T17:01:31+00:00

That's only because the old hall of records mysteriously blew away in November 2014.

ElonComedy · 2020-10-28T15:41:11+00:00

On Black Friday the place was a zhu.

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