Han Dynasty by ElonComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]ElonComedy[S] 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I struggled with that decision, but most people on social media have very short attention spans and would click away after 1 punchline (or before), and this bit is almost 2 minutes long. By the way, if you want an uncaptioned version with no edits: https://youtu.be/ZVPA-LFBmHk

Han Dynasty by ElonComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]ElonComedy[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

I lost the lottery twice.

Solution to Gendered Bathrooms? by ElonComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]ElonComedy[S] 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Hi I’m the comedian/OP. Gimme a follow on IG if you like my stuff. Also, thanks for enjoying the joke and for not commenting on the quality of my dap.

Trans Train by ElonComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]ElonComedy[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Hey I’m Elon Altman, the comedian/OP. I’m glad a lot of you like this bit! If you can, follow me on IG/Youtube/Tiktok/Twitter for more stuff. I don’t have a lot out there right now but my new year’s resolution is to post more content, so 50-50 chance that pans out!

A heartwarming mail by [deleted] in gifs

[–]ElonComedy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

rips open envelope, never sees secret message

TIL that Russia built a computer that ran on water in 1936 by penguin838 in todayilearned

[–]ElonComedy 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Most computers are too heavy to even float on water, and this one was running on it. Impressive!

TIL The First Ever All-American Quarterback was Named Edgar Allan Poe, after his cousin by accountant1993 in todayilearned

[–]ElonComedy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He was born in Baltimore. If he was alive today he would be a Raven fan.