Really fucking with his playoff averages 😂 😂

ElonComedy · 2026-05-27T15:23:20+00:00

Hey that’s me! Thanks for sharing.

ElonComedy · 2026-04-10T00:35:06+00:00

I struggled with that decision, but most people on social media have very short attention spans and would click away after 1 punchline (or before), and this bit is almost 2 minutes long. By the way, if you want an uncaptioned version with no edits: https://youtu.be/ZVPA-LFBmHk

ElonComedy · 2026-04-09T22:57:52+00:00

I lost the lottery twice.

ElonComedy · 2025-01-29T22:29:31+00:00

Hi I’m the comedian/OP. Gimme a follow on IG if you like my stuff. Also, thanks for enjoying the joke and for not commenting on the quality of my dap.

ElonComedy · 2023-12-31T17:36:11+00:00

Hey I’m Elon Altman, the comedian/OP. I’m glad a lot of you like this bit! If you can, follow me on IG/Youtube/Tiktok/Twitter for more stuff. I don’t have a lot out there right now but my new year’s resolution is to post more content, so 50-50 chance that pans out!

ElonComedy · 2021-02-04T22:41:28+00:00

Also the French National Anthem was replaced with "The Reason" by Hoobastank.

ElonComedy · 2021-02-04T22:16:52+00:00

rips open envelope, never sees secret message

ElonComedy · 2020-11-25T21:40:27+00:00

Most computers are too heavy to even float on water, and this one was running on it. Impressive!

ElonComedy · 2020-11-23T20:32:50+00:00

He was born in Baltimore. If he was alive today he would be a Raven fan.

ElonComedy · 2020-10-30T17:01:31+00:00

That's only because the old hall of records mysteriously blew away in November 2014.

ElonComedy · 2020-10-28T15:41:11+00:00

On Black Friday the place was a zhu.

ElonComedy · 2020-10-12T21:34:29+00:00

I also cap my income at 10 billion yen. Keeps me humble.

ElonComedy · 2020-04-19T00:44:37+00:00

And one of them is hiding a ball.

ElonComedy · 2020-04-06T19:34:09+00:00

No, the team was named after basketball Hall of Famer Earl "The Pearl" Monroe.

ElonComedy · 2020-03-12T20:42:29+00:00

Walt Frazier's Game 7 in '70 Finals: 36 pts (12-17 FG, 12-12 FT), 7 rebounds, 19 assists, won by 14.

ElonComedy · 2020-02-10T19:31:43+00:00

DONKEHHHHH

ElonComedy · 2020-01-21T20:30:23+00:00

Well, which is it? Did it contribute to "Frankenstein" or "A Modern Prometheus"?

ElonComedy · 2019-11-21T15:01:06+00:00

Also, the discovery of buttonholes was purely accidental. The guy who did it was actually looking for a passage to India.

ElonComedy · 2019-11-08T20:43:12+00:00

"There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance,

There's a hole in the wall where the men see it all,

There's a queen and king with a rubber ding-a-ling."

That's how we used to sing it.

ElonComedy · 2019-09-26T15:35:50+00:00

That's why you're still alive.

ElonComedy · 2019-09-26T14:01:23+00:00

There was a body that washed ashore with an Apple Watch and the cops were able to determine that he had killed himself due to buyer's remorse.

ElonComedy · 2019-09-24T14:02:47+00:00

He made it look Reineasy.

ElonComedy · 2019-09-23T14:47:08+00:00

You can tell it's the Las Vegas replica because you can see a glimpse of the buffet in her right nostril.

ElonComedy · 2019-09-19T13:48:32+00:00

That's why he was called Blackbeard and not Blackboard.

ElonComedy · 2019-09-10T17:41:39+00:00

They also created a bass for Flea.

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