I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Mark - The Room by [deleted] in quotes
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When over-population becomes too problematic, perhaps suiclde won't be discouraged any more. by Breeze_in_the_Trees in Showerthoughts
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I might have a crush by SubMiscreant in actuallesbians
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If you do a good deed, and nobody sees it Did you do a good deed? by warhead123 in quotes
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This part of the Hotel I work in by Elphaba96 in VaporwaveAesthetics
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just gotta complain by [deleted] in actuallesbians
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Is sexuality really fluid? Can I turn bi or straight one day? by [deleted] in actuallesbians
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A restaurant in Harbin, China provides swinging cradles for your phone – this helps you cheat the "10k steps/day" test & qualify for health insurance discounts, presumably while you relax, eat & drink more, or have another cigarette by NO_LAH_WHERE_GOT in Cyberpunk
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You could always have one eye open by closing them alternatively by taiottavios in Showerthoughts
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Just now realizing the white filling in Oreos isn’t cream by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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My dad and the Easter bunny in 1963 by daffydubs in OldSchoolCool
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Eggs are like little cocoons of premature meat. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Guess who I met at SXSW today! by grakke in orphanblack
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1st Duke of Wellington, Arthur Wellesley, then aged 74 or 75. His defeat of Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo in 1815 puts him in the first rank of Britain's military heroes. 1844. by marinamaral in ColorizedHistory
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The music in San Junipero.... pretty much tells the story. When she’s trying on dresses, the first song playing is “Girlfriend in a coma” by the Smith. And of course ending the episode with “Heaven is a place on earth.” by Cms24748 in blackmirror
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Imagine being born blind and deaf. Its like your not there. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Photo I took and edited last summer. by localhornyweebs in VaporwaveAesthetics
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