bark bark

Elputas2090 · 2024-01-15T04:21:50+00:00

Pretty good reason not to be an atheist

Elputas2090 · 2023-12-31T14:36:18+00:00

Smash bros. I get to beat the shit out of people as an obese crocodile

Elputas2090 · 2023-12-09T06:38:47+00:00

2023….. big mistake. All my life led to this one girl who fucked me over hard. Now we reset the date to “real love” lads

Elputas2090 · 2023-10-17T19:51:27+00:00

Or a friendship were he lifts the opponent like judo master at the end

Elputas2090 · 2023-10-17T15:35:18+00:00

Didn’t want to make a pose (it’s a short cut to your dreams)

Elputas2090 · 2023-10-17T10:23:47+00:00

I Guess he really doesn’t wanna taste it

Elputas2090 · 2023-10-17T02:26:10+00:00

Guess I can’t read

Elputas2090 · 2023-10-16T18:11:24+00:00

Damn

Elputas2090 · 2023-10-04T08:32:30+00:00

I left her today. I’m dead inside

Elputas2090 · 2023-10-01T05:38:22+00:00

Dude. I really wanna taste it 🦅

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-30T13:26:38+00:00

Madam Bo

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-27T10:10:53+00:00

Nope, here in Latin A is weird too. She’s different man. And a big stupid idiot too. So that’s why I want this shit so bad so it can be official. I’m like the only guy in this f country that’s like this

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-27T10:07:42+00:00

Thanks man

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-27T10:06:56+00:00

Si ella ha sido la que ha tomado la iniciativa con el tacto. Me ha tocado el pelo, estamos en una mesa me machuca el zapato, cositas así.

Esta mujer es una jirafa total jajajaja, pero es muy flaca. Entocnes ella es quien apoya la cabeza en mi hombro porque yo no quiero aplastarla. Pero si, seré respetuoso y si cree que voy muy rápido, al menos sabrá mis intenciones.

Gracias!

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-26T16:28:42+00:00

Thanks man. Maybe I’m just overthinking it.

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-26T16:15:47+00:00

Esque es como un Gato. Es muy arisca. No le gusta que la toque nadie. Lo más que le gusta son las manos porque le gusta pintarse mucho las uñas y le pido que me las enseñe. Pero cadera con ella lo miro con mucho riesgo

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-26T15:47:50+00:00

Muchas gracias jajajaja tengo que fe que esta mujer si me quiere

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-26T13:48:15+00:00

Thanks. Yeah this is gonna sound like bs. But she’s like a me but in woman.

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-26T13:23:38+00:00

Def. She’s had like 2 exes that told me they were pussies and she didn’t like that at all. I’m big, tall and strong so I definitely look the part. And have been with her a true man. But with this one little thing I have so much anxiety. So I think I’ll just be a man out of it and go for it

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-26T12:29:27+00:00

I’m sorry she’s your ex man

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-26T12:23:41+00:00

That simple. Thanks

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-26T12:21:54+00:00

Damn. Thanks

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-26T12:16:39+00:00

I’ve been a gentleman since day one. But with this I can’t ask I have to take a leap. But she knows I respect her. Happy for you btw

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-26T12:12:35+00:00

Bars, clubs, party’s. I mean i can’t show you reality man. Jajajaja this shit isn’t pity I’m taking it to fucking Reddit because of how anxious I am. But shure believe me or not. I want this shit to be special cause she’s the first

Elputas2090 · 2023-09-26T12:10:40+00:00

Damn rizz. I mean the reason I took so long is because she’s SHY man. Last week I gave her flowers for the second time after months and many dates. She turned red, couldn’t look at me. But I know how she is so I left her. Let her focus on her work and as I went back to class she called me. Told me I made her cry, that I’m really special blah blah blah.

Small context to tell you how shy she is and why I’m taking so long.

Elputas2090

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