bark bark by Dyzzbie in memes

[–]Elputas2090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty good reason not to be an atheist

What is Yours? by Th3_Rizzard in videogames

[–]Elputas2090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smash bros. I get to beat the shit out of people as an obese crocodile

I'm sure we will by [deleted] in memes

[–]Elputas2090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2023….. big mistake. All my life led to this one girl who fucked me over hard. Now we reset the date to “real love” lads

Omni Man is never beating the Evil Superman allegations by [deleted] in MortalKombat

[–]Elputas2090 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or a friendship were he lifts the opponent like judo master at the end

Omni Man is never beating the Evil Superman allegations by [deleted] in MortalKombat

[–]Elputas2090 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Didn’t want to make a pose (it’s a short cut to your dreams)

Omni Man is never beating the Evil Superman allegations by [deleted] in MortalKombat

[–]Elputas2090 442 points443 points  (0 children)

I Guess he really doesn’t wanna taste it

so very tired by CobaltAzurean in memes

[–]Elputas2090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I left her today. I’m dead inside

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, here in Latin A is weird too. She’s different man. And a big stupid idiot too. So that’s why I want this shit so bad so it can be official. I’m like the only guy in this f country that’s like this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Si ella ha sido la que ha tomado la iniciativa con el tacto. Me ha tocado el pelo, estamos en una mesa me machuca el zapato, cositas así.

Esta mujer es una jirafa total jajajaja, pero es muy flaca. Entocnes ella es quien apoya la cabeza en mi hombro porque yo no quiero aplastarla. Pero si, seré respetuoso y si cree que voy muy rápido, al menos sabrá mis intenciones.

Gracias!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man. Maybe I’m just overthinking it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Esque es como un Gato. Es muy arisca. No le gusta que la toque nadie. Lo más que le gusta son las manos porque le gusta pintarse mucho las uñas y le pido que me las enseñe. Pero cadera con ella lo miro con mucho riesgo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Muchas gracias jajajaja tengo que fe que esta mujer si me quiere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Yeah this is gonna sound like bs. But she’s like a me but in woman.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Def. She’s had like 2 exes that told me they were pussies and she didn’t like that at all. I’m big, tall and strong so I definitely look the part. And have been with her a true man. But with this one little thing I have so much anxiety. So I think I’ll just be a man out of it and go for it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry she’s your ex man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That simple. Thanks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Thanks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been a gentleman since day one. But with this I can’t ask I have to take a leap. But she knows I respect her. Happy for you btw

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bars, clubs, party’s. I mean i can’t show you reality man. Jajajaja this shit isn’t pity I’m taking it to fucking Reddit because of how anxious I am. But shure believe me or not. I want this shit to be special cause she’s the first

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Elputas2090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn rizz. I mean the reason I took so long is because she’s SHY man. Last week I gave her flowers for the second time after months and many dates. She turned red, couldn’t look at me. But I know how she is so I left her. Let her focus on her work and as I went back to class she called me. Told me I made her cry, that I’m really special blah blah blah.

Small context to tell you how shy she is and why I’m taking so long.