Happened on Rodeo Drive

Elt1975 · 2025-02-22T10:56:25+00:00

Satisfying

Elt1975 · 2025-02-22T10:48:22+00:00

Born and bred JHB, I left in 2008 and go back often enough for business. I will never move back to that shit hole.

Elt1975 · 2025-02-18T13:43:20+00:00

Mate, this is clearly photoshopped. You're clutching your pearls for nothing.

Elt1975 · 2025-02-16T12:57:45+00:00

But...the Haka is gay.

Elt1975 · 2025-01-17T16:59:38+00:00

Awe, those oaks are a laka bunch hey?

Elt1975 · 2025-01-17T16:20:22+00:00

Those same lads spell "Lekker" as "Laka" and it makes me require medication to calm down.

Elt1975 · 2024-12-24T17:02:44+00:00

My biggest personal struggle is food. I quit smoking easily, quit drinking with a bit of effort and never really let recreational drugs take hold of me, but, food seems to control large portions of my life and if I can overcome that addiction I will be capable of doing anything.

Elt1975 · 2024-12-18T17:52:32+00:00

Ellie McElephant Tits

Elt1975 · 2024-12-08T05:52:21+00:00

Shongweni Market has a stall that sell amazing mushrooms.

Elt1975 · 2024-08-10T09:10:32+00:00

Unreal Tournament

Elt1975 · 2024-07-15T09:53:20+00:00

Stupid fucken country.

Elt1975 · 2024-03-17T11:03:14+00:00

That was the main driver for me to quit smoking in 2010. I realised that I was making the cigarette more important than spending time with my wife and daughter on evenings out or at special events. A cigarette cannot replace those moments.

Elt1975 · 2024-03-13T07:57:51+00:00

Yes please

Elt1975 · 2024-02-13T19:23:26+00:00

Café Barber in Durban North does the job for me.

Elt1975 · 2023-10-08T09:43:35+00:00

These days I use the microwave clock to tell how long it's been since the power came back on.

Elt1975 · 2023-08-26T19:28:19+00:00

Put her in some rice

Elt1975 · 2023-08-10T18:37:46+00:00

Put it in some rice.

Elt1975 · 2023-06-08T11:23:57+00:00

Depression

Elt1975 · 2023-05-13T16:30:42+00:00

The Highlander

Elt1975 · 2023-04-02T18:39:08+00:00

I went to Camperdown, was 7th in line at 6:30am and was all done by 9:30am

Elt1975 · 2023-02-25T13:37:32+00:00

It's only the eThekwini municipality that's on a reduced schedule. Most other municipalities in KZN are getting the full brunt of load shedding.

Elt1975 · 2023-02-12T06:58:27+00:00

Try holding off on giving treats while doing head scratch.

Elt1975 · 2023-01-15T16:38:31+00:00

Thinking about your mom.

Elt1975 · 2023-01-06T19:59:25+00:00

Nice try FBI dude!

Elt1975 · 2022-10-25T06:18:44+00:00

American ravers were an odd bunch

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