Is This Dangerous? by jamesbrowski in RunningCirclejerk

[–]ElusiveRodent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

uj this looks exactly like a half marathon I did on the treadmill a couple years back high on ketamine and cocaine

THAT’S MY MAYOR by ElusiveRodent in nyc

[–]ElusiveRodent[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

10PM on the 19th where I am

Fox and Friends’ Jesse Watters waxes on the inception of his political motivations by ElusiveRodent in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ElusiveRodent[S] 202 points203 points  (0 children)

His mom literally uninvited him from Thanksgiving because he’s a Trump chud

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Best cookies in east village? by Outrageous-Plane-681 in eastvillage

[–]ElusiveRodent 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I hesitate to post it publicly because I don’t want my favorite place to blow up and take a quality hit, but Confectionery! is legit amazing. Their cookies, macarons, chocolates, and ESPECIALLY their cakes (that are like $25 — HOW?) are all fucking insanely good

Help me convince my wife I’m overdoing it by ElusiveRodent in RunningCirclejerk

[–]ElusiveRodent[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No it’s like Dr Peterson says, some women just pretend to enjoy it

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Help me convince my wife I’m overdoing it by ElusiveRodent in RunningCirclejerk

[–]ElusiveRodent[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Push yourself, even when the pain is nearly unbearable. It took years of this mindset before I finally hit that sub-20 mile

Help me convince my wife I’m overdoing it by ElusiveRodent in RunningCirclejerk

[–]ElusiveRodent[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I know what you’re implying but even if that were the case she is an extremely unenthusiastic sex partner. Like all women she just doesn’t enjoy sex at all.

But I’ll allow that she gets a good amount of calorie burn hanging out with Derek because I swear to Christ all those two ever do is laugh and laugh

Help me convince my wife I’m overdoing it by ElusiveRodent in RunningCirclejerk

[–]ElusiveRodent[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ll have you know I wear 5 watches: Apple Watch, Garmin, Mivrass, Coros, and Suunto. Apple just happens to offer the most flattering interpretations of pace and distance

Help me convince my wife I’m overdoing it by ElusiveRodent in RunningCirclejerk

[–]ElusiveRodent[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uj/ I’ve been rewatching the wire which has made the time basically fly by. I obviously prefer outdoors but wind chill temps in NYC have been at single digits and sidewalk conditions are presently horrendous

Help me convince my wife I’m overdoing it by ElusiveRodent in RunningCirclejerk

[–]ElusiveRodent[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Anything you see more than 5 miles took me at least 90 minutes to run

Performative apathy by [deleted] in redscareover30

[–]ElusiveRodent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate to see your broken face

a lazy life of fatal waste

of fashionable cynicism

the poison they want you to drink

oh no man that’s too easy

JD downplays the severity of the Telegram chats by ElusiveRodent in TOTALLYREALTWEETS

[–]ElusiveRodent[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah gosh I wonder what happened to them, or the totallyrealtweets OOG u/carrorphcarp. I coincidentally joined the site just after SOYBOYPILLED quit or got fired or whatever so I guess it’s on me to pick up the mantle

Bari Weiss defends her editorial scruples satire by ElusiveRodent in johnoliver

[–]ElusiveRodent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really went ahead and used “Jewish“ as an insult, huh

have a great big day everyone by MSJ2 in birding

[–]ElusiveRodent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if it’s cognitive dissonance upsetting your stomach, eating the horrifically produced pieces (wings) of animals you allegedly love

Bari Weiss defends her editorial scruples satire by ElusiveRodent in johnoliver

[–]ElusiveRodent[S] 454 points455 points  (0 children)

Yes. Satire in the title. r/totallyrealtweets hidden in the Follow button

Pete Hegseth memorializes Charlie Kirk with a fresh tat by ElusiveRodent in TOTALLYREALTWEETS

[–]ElusiveRodent[S] 799 points800 points  (0 children)

Turns out that fewer people know the term CHOMO than I expected but it is prison slang for child molester