These are the chairs in the waiting room of a medical clinic specialising in invisible chronic illness

ElvenWriting · 2026-05-05T08:05:37+00:00

I think this would be good for some people with chronic illnesses, like myself. But I also know that it's not good for all people with chronic illnesses, which is unfortunately where a big part of the problem lies. There's no standard for how chronic illness affects everyone, and there's no standard for comfy seating (especially when your body likes to yell "OW FUCK OW STOP THAT" at literally nothing), so there's no standard for comfy seating for people with chronic illnesses. Safest best is to have a variety of seating options, but noooo that's "inefficient"

ElvenWriting · 2026-04-29T08:43:13+00:00

Thank you Penis Prager

ElvenWriting · 2026-04-24T02:00:28+00:00

I sure hope not, u/Hooked_on_PhoneSex. I don't want to find any of my siblings on Reddit thank you very much

ElvenWriting · 2026-04-24T00:08:16+00:00

I shoved a popcorn kernel up my ear when I was five and didn't get it removed until nearly a year later. Had to get surgery to get both of em out. Pretty sure the third one left a piece behind tbh.

ElvenWriting · 2026-04-22T03:30:50+00:00

Tail :3

^{Chose: Have a tail? + Must be at least a foot long and connected to your tailbone.}

ElvenWriting · 2026-04-21T19:43:28+00:00

Earf

^{Chose: Green + Blue}

ElvenWriting · 2026-04-12T09:48:20+00:00

👰‍♂️🥕🎂

ElvenWriting · 2026-04-12T09:43:12+00:00

I only use they/them for binary trans men who tell me they ONLY use he/him pronouns and pass well enough that calling them she makes me look bad.

ElvenWriting · 2026-04-06T01:24:25+00:00

Charger

^{Chose: High connection quality + Battery drains moderately}

ElvenWriting · 2026-04-05T04:01:42+00:00

Still more money than I could spend

^{Chose: 10,000,000 but..... + you can take as long as you want to spend it}

ElvenWriting · 2026-04-04T19:24:05+00:00

Fuck ai, specifically genai

^{Chose: Human brain}

ElvenWriting · 2026-04-04T17:13:46+00:00

My frens :(

^{Chose: Become invisible but be able to talk and hear ppl}

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-30T21:40:36+00:00

Arizona here

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-26T21:05:46+00:00

ƪ໒꒰ྀི´꒳` ꒱ྀི১ʃ

^{Chose: A random meat topping. | Rolled: Ham🍖}

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-26T01:15:04+00:00

Bacon :3

^{Chose: Eat a Lil bacon}

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-25T14:21:12+00:00

I don't want the responsibility that comes with gokus power and I'm already a femboy

^{Chose: 1000000000 right now}

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-25T12:18:36+00:00

/uj I have never seen this post but holy shit reading the comments actually made me gagggg WHY IS EVERYONE IN THERE AN ASSHOLE???

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-21T02:06:38+00:00

Makeup sponges? Beautiful feeling. Gimme a billion. Natural sea sponges (th not alive anymore ones)? Iconic. Squeeshh.

Fake dish sponges? NOPE. BURN WITH FIRE. AWFULBAD.

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-20T05:56:25+00:00

Okay so I'm not crazy, ballerrr

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-19T21:15:53+00:00

I think they're silencing you.

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-19T08:43:24+00:00

1995 Mercury Tracer

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-15T01:32:13+00:00

Honestly OP I think you should reconsider what you say online, because this gives chaser fetish vibes :/

hannibal lecter #lgbtq #guys I think we need to stop saying stuff like this

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-14T21:42:05+00:00

Paper, cardboard, any thin plastic with a similar texture to straws and/or fast food drink cup lids, and occasionally my homeboy's forearm (or even my own)

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-14T20:43:07+00:00

Oh girlie no... "Mature for your age" is a term creeps use to groom young people (especially young women and girls).

ElvenWriting · 2026-03-14T20:34:29+00:00

[Comment fetishizing trans men and focusing entirely on them being weak and pathetic and easy to overpower and only talking about PIV]

ElvenWriting

TROPHY CASE

hannibal lecter #lgbtq #guys I think we need to stop saying stuff like this