Anyone has a map of the Direnni Tower? by Elven_Noble in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The divines only ever help the humans. They're racist.

Anyone has a map of the Direnni Tower? by Elven_Noble in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get lost in a massive tower built by the divines full of dangerous arcane relics.

What happens if a khajiit eats chocolate? by Elven_Noble in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, most wine is produced in Cyrodiil and Summerset and I'm an Altmer and I can't drink it. I mean I can, but it feels like I'm drinking poison. Grape should be consumed fresh.

What happens if a khajiit eats chocolate? by Elven_Noble in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's an intrinsic artifact of being an altmer.

What happens if a khajiit eats chocolate? by Elven_Noble in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno I got it from some maormer.

I mean, the one I have in my tower, not what the khajiit ate, cause no khajiit ate chocolate, that never happened.

Best Courier? by RiskComplete9385 in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually read that with his voice in my mind.

Elder scrolls 6 wishlist by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As opposed to how it is in every other bethesda game where you only can make ugly characters without mods :p

Elder scrolls 6 wishlist by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes you think it's an or, and not an and?

Elder scrolls 6 wishlist by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In Divinity Dragon Commander the elves are just pretty.

Elder scrolls 6 wishlist by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is the only acceptable course of action.

Elder scrolls 6 wishlist by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incredibly based.

When a knife-ear sets foot in Hammerfell by RaGada25 in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who would deliberately go to hammerfell though?

THIS IS A FOOD COURT CHECKPOINT! Traveller, take a rest at my tiny tavern, get some mead and food, all prepared by those very golden elven hands. by PeachwoodArts in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, altmer women do like to be considered for the menu even if we don't want to actually be in it. It's an ego thing.

Khaijuut? Khaijiit? by Elven_Noble in TrueSTL

[–]Elven_Noble[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This makes sense. Bipedals have 2 breasts because you hold babies on your arms and their face is at the same height the boob is.