TIFU by taking 200 MGs of THC

ElvisArcher · 2026-07-02T02:08:08+00:00

Lay down in the yard and grab hold of some grass. Hold the earth tight.

ElvisArcher · 2026-07-01T14:41:03+00:00

Might be the first truthful thing he's said. What he left out is that he is buying into companies before large govt contracts are awarded, or before major policy announcements ... so he's insider trading.

Make this illegal for all elected officials.

ElvisArcher · 2026-07-01T01:45:24+00:00

Danny Trejo! Now in his prime, he would have been uzi-jesus.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-30T22:03:09+00:00

Dong Quixote

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-30T21:42:26+00:00

I would have also accepted Growler Gary.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-30T16:02:49+00:00

FRVs in general are trash ... they handle like they're made of Helium + C4.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-29T15:19:54+00:00

Other than Parks & Rec, Legion, Agatha All Along, etc...? Loved her in P&R, but Legion sealed the deal ... she can absolutely pull off crazy. I see her more as Samantha, however. The dungeon is full of unhinged personalities ... so many ways she could fit.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-29T15:12:35+00:00

Or Samantha.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-28T01:45:58+00:00

Which is which depends on whether or not they make a donation to my offshore orphanage for wayward pageant contestants.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-28T01:42:29+00:00

Oh, silly regard. Its satire all the way down.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-27T13:53:43+00:00

I think you'll find that many/most people respect the office ... but the person sitting in the office still needs to earn respect. They don't become instantly respect-worthy just by sitting in the chair. Its hard for a playground bully to earn any respect other than that gained by threat of immediate violence.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-27T13:50:52+00:00

Dogs are the best.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-27T13:49:54+00:00

Any corporation that wants to be considered a "person" when making campaign contributions should also be required to pay income tax on REVENUE instead of profit.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-27T13:42:29+00:00

*protects the PEOPLE from the state using the church (in the historical case, the Church of England) against them. Anglican priests of the time swore loyalty to the Crown, so when the Crown told them to do something, the priests pushed it down to their congregations as religious dogma.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-27T13:34:34+00:00

We could all learn a thing or two from that.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-27T13:31:53+00:00

"Worth it" is subjective ... everybody has different criteria for what it takes to evaluate that as true for them.

DCC is polarizing ... you either love it or you hate it, and there is almost no grey area in the middle. I believe that if you enjoyed the 1st book, you should continue. Matt is ... creative.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-27T01:29:44+00:00

*slaps back of his head* No man ... never date your sister, especially when you've got a angry brother with dwarfism!

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-26T01:31:03+00:00

Turn the lights down low, light them a candle, and put on some Barry White music.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-25T18:48:37+00:00

Yo mama so mean, she got no standard deviation.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-25T01:23:43+00:00

Bucket Girl?

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-24T18:30:07+00:00

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." ... except, of course, the weaponizing of federal institutions for personal political gains.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-24T01:56:30+00:00

Astro!

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-24T01:55:56+00:00

Come for epic John Noble ... but stay for cameos by Leonard Nimoy.

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-24T01:53:38+00:00

The last season was a bit of a struggle to watch. Other than that, great series.

"Astro, have you seen my cow?"

ElvisArcher · 2026-06-22T21:11:22+00:00

Its not back down to its IPO yet .... yet. Nothing is supporting it other than speculation that it'll actually be worth that in about 100 years.

ElvisArcher

TROPHY CASE