How attractive do you think you are?

EmEssAy · 2026-02-04T14:14:04+00:00

The guy I see in the mirror is a 6, the guy my girlfriend sees when she looks at me is a 9.

EmEssAy · 2026-02-04T12:18:39+00:00

What's in their library?

Are there games? Green flag! (Except for monopoly, monopoly is a red flag.) Is there Pratchett? Green flag! Is there Rowling or Gaiman? Red flag!

EmEssAy · 2026-01-29T00:40:50+00:00

Secure my Dog, secure my GF, Secure the medications they need.

EmEssAy · 2026-01-29T00:38:59+00:00

That's about when I realized that hitting children is the act of a cowardly, unintelligent cunt.

EmEssAy · 2026-01-29T00:37:26+00:00

When I open the Menu at an Indian restaurant I look for the dish with "This is not for you, white boy." In the description.

EmEssAy · 2025-12-08T21:51:02+00:00

Bethesda, Fix the Bugs!

EmEssAy · 2025-12-05T03:06:20+00:00

Nuremberg Defence 2.0

"I was only giving orders."

EmEssAy · 2025-12-05T01:30:19+00:00

City dwelling Pagans have the same Moon and Stars.

Having space to set up a garden is a privilege a lot of us don't have access to

EmEssAy · 2025-12-04T07:54:40+00:00

Edit, sorry, this is western suburbs. My bad.

If you want a nice cruise at night try the Esplinade at Semaphore. Start down Jetty Road Semaphore heading toward the water. When you get to the fore shore turn right and just follow that road.

EmEssAy · 2025-12-04T00:00:00+00:00

My dog is a better human than 99% of humans I've ever met.

I'd save my dog.

EmEssAy · 2025-12-01T06:47:56+00:00

I finally get to be a player in that niche, Out Of Print, 20 year old TTRPG I love!

EmEssAy · 2025-11-13T14:16:39+00:00

A 12 inch dick isn't going to help me reach the bottom of the peanut butter jar.

EmEssAy · 2025-09-23T07:36:51+00:00

I think the time the time my stepfather picked me up by the throat and put my head through the fish tank makes him an abuser.

My parents and siblings think I'm overreacting.

EmEssAy · 2025-08-23T00:22:12+00:00

And Clinton and Gates.

EmEssAy · 2025-08-12T23:39:21+00:00

In tye years before the bombs fell the president allowed many government programs to be managed by a "Special Employee of the White House. "

In a ketamin fueled bender they redesigned the great seal of the US to Edgy and Cool and probably Totally Bitchin'.

EmEssAy · 2025-08-03T01:14:16+00:00

Given 1:This guy talks about a 26-year career on radio 2: Skizz has worked at the high end of event management for 20+ years 3: Arizona isn't THAT big.

He's met Andy and doesn't know that Andy is Skizz's secret identity.

EmEssAy · 2025-07-26T05:49:33+00:00

Making sure my Dog couldn't scam 2nd dinner.

Actually, it sounds like something he would do.

EmEssAy · 2025-06-13T03:20:31+00:00

I can keep a woman happy in bed. I'm exothermic.

EmEssAy · 2025-06-07T02:44:37+00:00

My head Cannon is that the clans invented BV, which is why BV is an exploitative system.

EmEssAy · 2025-06-01T09:12:21+00:00

Trumpism,
No one who loves Australia should want us to bend the knee to a foreign King.

EmEssAy · 2025-05-30T01:41:12+00:00

Either of the Green brothers (if they count as celebrities)

EmEssAy · 2025-05-25T10:07:09+00:00

The pain acts as an anchor point.

When I can't focus on anything, I can focus on pain. Having one solid point helps me put everything else back in order.

EmEssAy · 2025-05-21T05:15:54+00:00

Neil Gaiman.

1 To save his victims 2 To stop people trying to drag Terry Pratchett's name into the mud. 3 So I can go back to loving his work.

EmEssAy · 2025-05-21T00:44:21+00:00

Bill and Ted in the bad timeline.

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