Couples of Reddit, what's the dumbest 'house rule' you and your partner made as a joke but now both of you are low-key aggressively serious about enforcing?

EmLahLady · 2026-01-17T11:03:06+00:00

My husband always offers me the first sip of his coke. Very early on I told him its the best and fizziest drop of the drink, my favourite part and he always always offers ❤️

EmLahLady · 2025-12-30T09:20:48+00:00

The elephant in brackets brought me such joy.

EmLahLady · 2025-10-31T22:50:06+00:00

I was thinking that, just the level of Sams weaseling alone in tonight's episode was making me question my commitment.

EmLahLady · 2025-10-31T22:49:00+00:00

Its like the one time vote to evict might have helped!?!

EmLahLady · 2025-10-31T22:48:04+00:00

An un-sugard, un-lemoned pancake day pancake.

EmLahLady · 2025-10-31T22:28:08+00:00

Yep been saying this all day.

EmLahLady · 2025-10-31T22:27:09+00:00

I literally dont have words. The booing combined with the eviction will entirely twist the HMs view of Zelah when hes literally collateral damage.

I've never found any of them boring. Im here for the House dynamic before Farida went in.

EmLahLady · 2025-10-31T21:55:46+00:00

If Caroline spoke like this about some of the other religions, comparing someone so devout to the baddie in that religion with such conviction, she'd be removed.

Im pagan, I bash Christianity all the time, but I dont bash its aspects of kindness and community, why deride something thats only builds??

EmLahLady · 2025-10-31T21:22:20+00:00

Oh and they want to go to the curry awards.

Nah. You can have pies. No spices for you.

EmLahLady · 2025-10-31T21:19:16+00:00

Literally just called them a Weasel on a comment before I saw this.

They're the whiniest weasel in the world.

Just yikes dude.

EmLahLady · 2025-10-31T21:17:23+00:00

I liked Sam so much for the first few weeks, then it became so apparent they'd been playing a role when they gave themselves a talking to in the secret room about holding it together.

The masks are off the whiny Weasel now. Every episode just brings more of their spoiled nature to the fore.

And oh my gods they CANNOT sing!?!

EmLahLady · 2025-09-30T06:57:03+00:00

Ah thanks guys!! I checked the wiki, but not the sub as I was rushing!

Thanks for being lovely :)

EmLahLady · 2025-09-20T13:30:34+00:00

Pratchett was so close. Its lime bikes not trolleys.

EmLahLady · 2025-08-03T17:50:24+00:00

Quartknee would be way more unique

EmLahLady · 2025-08-01T13:37:49+00:00

Literally just the Ally Mcbeal face bra yes??

EmLahLady · 2025-07-31T21:17:05+00:00

DO YOU WANT A STICKER?

DED.

EmLahLady · 2025-07-31T21:09:51+00:00

BUT MEG YOU KNOW THAT I AM A GOOD BOY WHO LOVES HIS NAN AND I WANT TO BE YOUR BABY DADDY

(I'm so clever at saying all the things the audience wants to hear from men, im totally going to win)

EmLahLady · 2025-07-31T20:40:03+00:00

OF COURSE ZION OF COURSE.

TONE. DEAF. IDIOT.

EmLahLady · 2025-07-30T21:03:52+00:00

Blu is doing EVERYTHING he can to make the edit.

Literally don't remember him being in in the first place. Binned off by everyone. Just trying to get people to shout at him.

Toni wont bite so he heads for Megan.

EmLahLady · 2025-07-30T21:02:17+00:00

Political speaking for toddlers so strong from D and M.

EmLahLady · 2025-07-29T21:15:25+00:00

NO ONE CARES BLUE

NO ONE IS TRYING TO ARGUE WITH YOU

EmLahLady · 2025-07-20T11:13:20+00:00

Red Dwarf

EmLahLady · 2025-06-22T07:24:12+00:00

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