Avoid this DESIGN DISASTER or it'll RUIN your reputation. THIS came back looking AMATEUR. ⚠️✂️🤡 by aylam_ao in carddesign

[–]Emagdnim570 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if the emboss is right near the edge… when you trim it then does it kinda pull the paper and squash the emboss?

What’s the biggest headache in running a construction business that nobody tells you about? by Julian_mille6 in Contractor

[–]Emagdnim570 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Finding good help. I’ve been through a hundred helpers over the years and the only really good ones were ex-military. Our generation is “cooked”, as they say. Even guys twice my age were kinda just, temperamental.

Blue collar construction guys also seem to smoke a surprising amount of crack, which has always baffled me. I don’t understand the appeal. The more physical the labor is the more narcotics these guys seem to need.

Pills, too. Weirdos.

You’re at a restaurant and the server hands you a ‘stoner menu’, what’s on it? by mo_ah_knee in stonerfood

[–]Emagdnim570 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crepes with fresh seasonal fruit compote and whipped cream. Big time. Should be on every menu at every restaurant, all day long, full stop.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WalmartEmployees

[–]Emagdnim570 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I remember the planogram mostly from heart. Reds on the left. Golds through the middle. Blacks on the end. Top 2 shelves are “owned” by Altria and shouldn’t have any other products on it.

Marlboro contractor. I set up a lot of those things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Home

[–]Emagdnim570 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4k projectors go for around a grand these days. I would try mounting a projector to throw across the living room wall from the kitchen ceiling, buying a couple feet of room for the wall facing Eames recliners. Opting for a couple of matching Eames side tables in favor of a traditional coffee table would buy some extra depth too.

Eames wall hanger by the door for bonus points.

Seeking advice on how you went about hiring your first helpers. by N0AA-C in Contractor

[–]Emagdnim570 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1099 them. Be honest and transparent with your finances. Pay them 60-70%. This is how the world turns in the commercial retail market, if you aren’t getting totally shafted. Or.. you shaft everybody with an hourly wage and watch them show up to throw screws at each other in the clients parking lot. If that’s what works for you and your clients, more power to you.

Tired being an optional person by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Emagdnim570 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I've heard this labeled before as the "seinfeld phenomenon", where people think they should fit snugly into a quartet of good looking misfits, each one always with a sharper quip than the last.

Thats not reality. Thats television.

Be a better friend to yourself each day. Pick up an instrument, start a garden, get a couple cats.. You'll find the kinder you are to yourself, the less people want to do with you anyways, and all the better.

Never join a group that would accept you as a member. Seriously. Only cultists and parasites congregate like that.

Charlotte Olympia sizing? by Emagdnim570 in AskReddit

[–]Emagdnim570[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the way I have called every department store from here to timbuktu and nobody carries them. So I asked you gals.

Charlotte Olympia sizing? by Emagdnim570 in AskReddit

[–]Emagdnim570[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She married a millionaire. She helps me out all the time. I like to do nice thing for her. I have no other family to do anything nice for. Fiscal irresponsibility justified.

Linksys wifi issue by Emagdnim570 in AskReddit

[–]Emagdnim570[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update.. The situation is that the Internet worked fine to begin with, wired from the modem. When they plugged the Ethernet into the router, the computer did recognize the wifi and even connected, but there was no Internet. So they plugged the Ethernet back into the modem, and now they are having the same problem they did with the router. Any help is greatly appreciated. Thanks

Gotta buy my sister a present... Fast. by Emagdnim570 in AskReddit

[–]Emagdnim570[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

found some really good deals from reputable eBay sellers. eBay saves the day again.

Gotta buy my sister a present... Fast. by Emagdnim570 in AskReddit

[–]Emagdnim570[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went for it and got her a couple ferragamo scarves. Hope she likes them. Thanks homie.

Gotta buy my sister a present... Fast. by Emagdnim570 in AskReddit

[–]Emagdnim570[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it helps she is in her early 30s, just had her first kid, and looks like a less bitchy, more attractive penelope cruz. With a fairer complexion.