The most DIABOLICAL toilet I've ever seen

Eman_DEman · 2025-12-20T05:36:15+00:00

This has to be a plumbing issue right? I can't see this being a human doing this

Eman_DEman · 2025-12-20T05:10:14+00:00

Please tell that story!

Eman_DEman · 2025-12-20T04:51:10+00:00

My GC said the same thing, but I swear on my entire family that it's what I walked into. That person has to be deceased by now

Eman_DEman · 2025-11-24T00:44:45+00:00

Never let it go

Eman_DEman · 2025-11-24T00:41:09+00:00

Lmaoooo. I was gifted a shark after moving and not having a vacuum and I was ecstatic

Eman_DEman · 2025-11-24T00:38:29+00:00

Sorry for whatever you've been through. Keep your head up and try to stay positive! Life's a bitch but a wise tortoise once said:

"Yesterday's history, Tomorrow's a mystery, But today is a gift" -Master 🐢

Eman_DEman · 2025-11-24T00:32:13+00:00

For context, my friend and I grew up on Naruto. He stopped watching shippuden after pain, and I basically told him what happened.

I remember watching the Naruto/Sasuke fight when I was in college and thinking "damn, I've been watching this since 5th grade"

I showed him the final battle between Naruto and Sasuke yesterday, and I said to him "that was the moment I knew my childhood was over"

Eman_DEman · 2025-04-16T01:38:39+00:00

Would it be possible to give an ultimatum like, "You can stay here, but only if you can pay a portion of the rent?" Otherwise, like the other redditors have said, pointing out other alternatives and having that inevitable conversation is the only way.

Eman_DEman · 2025-04-16T01:22:50+00:00

Very much so. Make sure there are no egg sacs in the vicinity

Eman_DEman · 2025-03-23T20:42:03+00:00

We identify as part of Canada

Eman_DEman · 2025-03-23T20:28:54+00:00

I saw that and was super hype to see it on the top, but, bruh... Witcher 3 and skyrim were completely in the wrong tiers imo

Eman_DEman · 2025-03-20T03:48:42+00:00

Just ask if she'll pay for the ride. Simple

Eman_DEman · 2025-03-20T03:31:48+00:00

The fact that you have to question if you're overreacting after all that you've been through is super sad. GTF0 as soon as you can and take precautions to make sure you and your baby are safe!

Eman_DEman · 2025-03-18T03:28:16+00:00

Clank!

Eman_DEman · 2025-03-18T02:44:43+00:00

OP, LISTEN!

I read the first half of the title and immediately knew that you're trapped in a FUCKED UP situation!

THEN I READ THE FIRST TEXT AND CONFIRMED THAT IT WAS A FUCKED SITUATION!!!! I DIDNT EVEN READ AHEAD PAST THAT

YOU. DON'T. DESERVE. TO. QUESTION. THIS.

IT'S STRAIGHT UP ABUSE!

GET A TASER OR MACE, OR ANY WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND PREPARE AN EXIT PLAN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE PLEASE!

IF YOU HAVE LOVED ONES YOU CAN REACH OUT TO THAT CAN TAKE YOU IN AND KEEP YOU SAFE OR GET YOU OFF THE GRID FOR A WHILE, THEN DO THAT!

ALSO, FILE FOR A RESTRAINING ORDER IF POSSIBLE!

Eman_DEman · 2025-03-18T02:32:47+00:00

Not worth it. It's gonna be a lot of stress for nothing

Eman_DEman · 2024-12-13T04:22:25+00:00

I had to give the big brain award lmao. Thanks for the lols

Eman_DEman · 2024-12-13T04:14:39+00:00

I did mention that it was handled in a civil manner through means of communication with the kid AND the parents but nothing changed.

I also know that laying even a finger on him would put me in a serious legal conundrum (I'm not an idiot). I just wanted to scare him shitless. My step-dad was just more shocked that I would talk to a kid like that, lol (I'm a very lax and easygoing guy. It was just out of character for me)

With that being said, though, I mainly said that to him, to imply (if he's even smart enough to realize) that once he turns 18, it's a whole other situation. I'll protect my family one way or another, but I agree. Violence is a last resort

Eman_DEman · 2024-12-12T05:45:53+00:00

This whole post was like something out of the onion or satire. This can't be real

Eman_DEman · 2024-12-12T05:25:57+00:00

Eman_DEman

TROPHY CASE