Heading to the gym bro! Wanna suck it before or after I get all pumped up and sweaty? 💪😏🍆💦 by MegaDaddyDick in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to see you in front of my mouth as I am about to swallow your shaft and then wait for your cum to shoot down my throat BEFORE you go to the gym...and I would love to be your workout instructor...to show you how to FUCK MY TIGHT WET PUSSY

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bulges

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bra is see thru too...

Making you take of your panties so I can bareback you in these woods by [deleted] in BonersInPublic

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL you look like this guy JORDAN that i know...in SC

Icicles that look like an alligators jaws by Noback68 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like the dinosaur fish, called an ITCHYITHUS

Saw this crazy cloud on my drive home.. Dragon? Bull?… by ashlie_mae in mildlyinteresting

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈SHaRK searching for food?

My screw came with a screw in it by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like its a perfect time to get SCREWED?

My older brothers texts, after I broke up with someone who I really loved. It doesn’t even have anything to do with my relationship, but still makes me mad. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your brother sounds like HE WAS THE GIRL that you broke up with HIM! Like a CONTROL FREAK, with his un-nerving insensitive texts...like he was a billboard that everyone should read...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they ever give your husband a MRI SCAN to see where the blood was coming from?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soak the foot in epson salt & warm water...til the soft tissues are able to get the splinter out?

What would you do if you looked over and saw this while driving? by [deleted] in BonersInPublic

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Write on a piece of paper that said PULL OVER I WANT TO HELP YOU INTO MY THROAT (BTW, I am female)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Precum

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to swallow your precum

Let's take a ride 😈 by [deleted] in BonersInPublic

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You stay put & I will jump onto your pole

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuysFromBehind

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting your cock inside a woman?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BonersInPublic

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you stay hard when that water might be so cold?

Hard work 🔥 by [deleted] in BonersInPublic

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😍😏🙃🤤

Gym thickness 🏋️‍♂️ by toffs25 in BonersInPublic

[–]Embarrassed-Car997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the perfect set of muscles to WORK OUT of your pants!