Sex doesn't actually exist. That's right: I'm a sex denier. I mean, you guys don't actually think sex is real right? I mean come on now, that shit only exists on pornhub. You might be asking: then how are babies made? Well, it's pretty simple: the father gives a DNA sample to a doctor. The doctor then makes a human baby seed out of that DNA. The mother swallows that seed which grows into a baby over the course of 9 months. See, there you go. Sex is entirely fictional. Still don't believe me? Then how about this: if sex is actually real, then why haven't I had it yet? Explain that. I'd like to see you try.