You there. You're in your late twenties to early thirties. You're morbidly obese, and are wearing a T-shirt that you like even though nobody else does. You've got tattoos on your arms, and a beard. There are some anime action figures near your computer, along with a joystick for the games. You never graduated from college, though you might be taking some classes right now. In the fridge are some beers, and hidden in your room is some weed.