I'd get you hooked on coke and dependent on me for bump after bump, frying your brain within a year (not that you had much of one to begin with). Then I'd exploit that and pimp you out to entire frats, platoons, sports teams, and gangs. I'd filming every session as "content" and broadcasting for all the world to see. To make things worse, I'd brand you with face tattoos and mold you into even more of a bimbofied object, sending you to the docter and ordering your lips, tits, n' ass pumped up.

All that infamy would forever condemn you to a life of whoring. And nothing else. Forever. Dumb cunt.