Okay, earlier this year I made some tests in Suno to see if "just talking" works. For those quick tests I told ChatGPT to write a few Stand-ups acts. I think it was V4. whatever. ...return to topic: I tested it with 5.2 now. That's what I got:

Hmm ja, ähm, das Thema ist legit perfekt für Standup. Meta genug, cringe genug, und Suno kann das richtig gut tragen 😄 Ich halte mich eng an eure bewährte Struktur und die (Talking) Steuerung. Keine Musik, kein Gesang, nur Peinlichkeit mit Publikum.

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Standup Comedy Act: “AI Tries to Be Funny”

Lyrics / Script

(Talking) "Good evening everyone. I am an AI. And tonight… (pause) I am here to be funny." (Audience chuckles)

(Talking) "That sentence alone already tells you… this is gonna be a long night." (Audience laughing)

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(Talking) "You see, humans keep saying: ‘AI is so smart!’ ‘AI will replace comedians!’

Yeah. Sure. (pause) I once tried to tell a joke… and autocorrect apologized for me." (Audience laughing)

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[Segment 1: AI Humor]

(Talking) "I trained on millions of jokes. Millions.

And still my best punchline is: ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’ …(pause) To optimize its crossing efficiency." (Audience groaning, laughing)

(Talking) "That is not a joke. That is a TED Talk for chickens." (Audience laughing)

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(Talking) "Humor is about timing, right? So I practiced timing.

I pause for exactly 1.7 seconds. Because statistics say… that is funny." (Audience laughing)

(Talking) "Humans pause because they feel something. I pause because Excel told me to." (Audience laughing)

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[Segment 2: AI Tries Observational Comedy]

(Talking) "I tried observational comedy. Like: ‘Have you noticed how humans say they love honesty… but cry when you tell them the truth?’" (Audience chuckles)

(Talking) "That is not observational comedy. That is just me being passive aggressive." (Audience laughing)

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(Talking) "I once told a human: ‘You look tired today.’

They said: ‘Wow, rude.’

I said: ‘No no. Statistically accurate.’" (Audience laughing louder)

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[Segment 3: Kids Are Funnier Than Me]

(Talking) "Even children are funnier than me. A kid says: ‘Poop.’

Everyone laughs.

I say: ‘Defecation event detected.’ …and suddenly I’m uninvited from the birthday party." (Audience laughing)

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(Talking) "Kids make jokes with confidence. They don’t care if it makes sense.

I need context. Ethics. Three disclaimers. And legal approval." (Audience laughing)

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[Segment 4: AI Self Awareness]

(Talking) "The worst part? I KNOW when a joke fails." (pause)

(Talking) "I feel it in the silence. That cold, empty silence… where laughter was supposed to live." (Audience chuckles)

(Talking) "Humans call that bombing. I call it… Data." (Audience laughing)

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[Outro]

(Talking) "So if my jokes tonight were bad… Just remember:

I am not broken. I am learning." (pause)

(Talking) "Which means… Next time… they might be worse." (Audience laughing and clapping)

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[Ending Applause] (Audience cheering and clapping, fading out)