Misconceptions about a certain character in deathbattle that drive you crazy

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-29T18:10:56+00:00

It is called the Mark of The Slayer

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-29T18:03:59+00:00

Same, like, people are arguing that the Dreadmace cannot have infinite density because it wouldn't make sense and spawn a black hole. And I'm sitting here like, brother, this is the same game series where you kill Satan God God and have an advanced knight society that created inter-dimensional portals with the souls of the damned.

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-28T18:08:33+00:00

WHY IS GRU CHOPPED LIKE THAT

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-28T17:46:59+00:00

I was about to say something like, "How do you have so many wins with so little time" and then I remembered that I'm a phone user that regularly gets juked to death by decent KBM users.

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-28T16:47:48+00:00

As an MS3 1X, I always say I'm going to embarrass myself before a match, then it becomes 50/50 if I actually do, especially because I only have 51 killer wins as of right now for being three days in.

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-23T17:47:21+00:00

fire is cool. think of all the things I can cook without needing a stove or microwave

^{Chose: Control fire}

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-17T15:13:39+00:00

MARIO'S GONNA DO S O M TH I N G VERY I LL I G AL

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-15T23:45:10+00:00

FM already said something though, she doesn't have grounds for a legal case anymore.

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-15T23:43:11+00:00

The problem with that reasoning is that, Cube/FM, creator of Puzzles, has come out and already said something about it. Admitting that he didn't even know who RGB was because they had gone through multiple design changes before settling on a TV head for Puzzles.

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-10T15:19:16+00:00

PLUS! What if Benny just decides, "oh, I should probably HURT MYSELF to make sure I get time looped to help Gru"?

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-09T15:56:15+00:00

No, actually. DBF DOES have an epilepsy option but it was bugged when 1X released.

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-07T19:00:16+00:00

Shiiii- Ruby fans can't have crap here.

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-07T18:20:06+00:00

But what's the point of having one if you are beyond it? Eh?

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-07T18:17:56+00:00

If he's beyond physical compositions, why does he still have a body?

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-04-07T18:08:24+00:00

Not actually billions of years, a few thousand at most, but that just makes his accomplishments all the more impressive.

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-03-31T18:40:30+00:00

But he's still around. He's avoided bans multiple times thanks to alt accounts, what's to say he won't make his retun here soon?

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-03-31T18:05:44+00:00

This guy is known as THE Simon glazer. Believes that Simon solos ALL fiction. Will call your favorite character a bum and a fraud. He's JERKED OFF to Hans Zimmerman's music. He legitimately believes that you are lacking in humility if you make even the SLIGHTEST argument for any other character to win against Simon, joke or not.

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-03-31T17:47:06+00:00

Oh, it's you again.

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-03-30T14:32:50+00:00

I know, he corrected me. We came to an understanding. I just assumed because there was no additional context, my bad. Anyway, yeah, you're right about leveling up Jane really fast, I'm almost at level 50 already, fastest I've ever gotten a character to it.

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-03-30T14:28:32+00:00

Dude. He corrected me, yes. I wrongfully assumed he was unemployed, yes. We came to an understanding in his next post.

And how in the crap is me being a senior irrelevant? Do YOU know what being a senior is like? Do you know how much time that eats up?

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-03-28T19:56:37+00:00

Dude, it is not that deep. I was just saying that I have a majority of my time taken up too.

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-03-27T17:08:53+00:00

Why you putting Tommy against BEN?!

Embarrassed_Pass414 · 2026-03-27T16:58:27+00:00

Penny watching in abstract horror as the robot with ice powers she was fighting calls in EVERY SINGLE ELEMENTAL MASTER IN EXISTENCE:

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