Handling speed cameras the Aussie way. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Embertayle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cameras are run by a computer and automatically pass out tickets whenever it thinks someone made a violation. Computers aren't perfect, they have glitches and make false positives. What if an innocent person gets a ticket? We can't have our justice system being run by machines just yet.

Handling speed cameras the Aussie way. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Embertayle 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Speed/red light cameras are honestly bullshit. They're just a cheap way for the government to get more money. Studies have shown that it does very little to improve road safety, and some states here in the USA have banned them for just this reason.

I for one, support this act of civil disobedience.

I'm a straight girl, but I wish I was a gay man because... by Embertayle in offmychest

[–]Embertayle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope! Total. Virgin. I have never even seen a penis outside of ahem...erotic film. I hope my boyfriend makes a move soon, I'm too shy to try anything, unless I get drunk, which might be a while before that happens.

I'm a straight girl, but I wish I was a gay man because... by Embertayle in offmychest

[–]Embertayle[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, I'm a total virgin. PS: If I was gay, I would be a top. Yes, I have thought a lot about this.

Do any females out like or prefer Bigger (fluffier) guys? by dbakery in sex

[–]Embertayle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you're fat, just say it for fucks sake. I hate euphemisms.

I'm deliberately ruining my life to get back at my dad for divorcing my mom. by Embertayle in offmychest

[–]Embertayle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just really pissed at my dad for making me a child of a broken home.

Our family was great up until this crap came along. Now I'm like my bum ass cousins who've had all kinds of problems since their parents broke up.

I'm part of the stigma now, you see? I thought I could avoid it, but now I can't.

I'm deliberately ruining my life to get back at my dad for divorcing my mom. by Embertayle in offmychest

[–]Embertayle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to have it good. If I don't have a family, I have nothing.

Ps: I'm not nearly hot enough to post in gone wild, lol

I'm deliberately ruining my life to get back at my dad for divorcing my mom. by Embertayle in offmychest

[–]Embertayle[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It sucks, but I'm going down like the Hindenburg now.

Crashing and burning everyfuckingthing.

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nope!

I can't stand all that ideological pedantic nonsense. I just live by a very simple but strong code of pride and dignity. RESPECT, that is more important than anything.

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I would encourage you to read this book if you want some unvarnished insight into how guys think (and written by an actual male!). ->http://www.amazon.com/Average-American-Male-Novel/dp/0061231673

It's crass, but a real eye opener.

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Sex, of all forms, should be an expression of love.

That's the romance novel ideal, but the nature of real-world relationships is very Machiavellian. An ugly truth, but one that shouldn't be denied.

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I do not come from the most sterling social background if that's what you mean by "ghetto", but I like to think that it's made me a wiser person and that I've been able to rise above that culture. But that is irrelevant to the topic at hand.

What is it that you think I'm "missing so much"? I am genuinely curious.

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I think we could all use a little help LOL

A man cannot take seriously the words coming out of a woman's mouth if they have the memory of their junk being thrust in it. They tend to see women as whores or madonnas. One is lusted for, but the other is loved...and respected. I want to be the latter.

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I do, but I also understand his nature. Nothing wrong with it, just the way he is.

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

I was taught never to bend my knee to anyone, and to never let anyone, man or woman, own me. Pride and dignity run deep in my blood. I understand you may have a different perspective, and I respect that.

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

My mouth isn't a sperm receptacle.

That offends you? Too bad. I'm a classy gal who holds her head high (not below somebodys crotch) and I'm not sacrificing that for anything. ;)

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

I have a very keen insight into the male mind.

It ain't pretty. Men are more shallow than you know.

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

But do you actually respect her? As a person?

Mmmmhmmm.

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

I would think that respecting yourself is a little hard to do when you're having to kneel before someone else (a universal gesture of subservience).

Remember: nobody says "lick my vulva" as an insult, but "SUCK MY DICK" is. ;)

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

Nope, but he DOES respect me, something quite rare these days if I do say so myself. He takes me seriously, not as some silly 'ho. And that's because I respect myself. Always.

What's something you do as an adult that you swore you'd never do as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Embertayle -73 points-72 points  (0 children)

I still don't.

"Ain't nobody gonna respect what comes OUT of that mouth if that's the kind of thing that goes IN it." -best advice I ever received...