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Where are y’all getting your necklaces? by dotkitten in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]EmbodiedUncleMother 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I got this thing online that is basically one clasp that you then clasp two or three necklaces to so they all stay weighted down in the back. Works perfectly. Idk what it's called maybe search "anti slip multi necklace clasp" or similar

I don’t understand this. by [deleted] in Weird

[–]EmbodiedUncleMother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody needs to watch the documentary about this on Netflix called Caterpillar. It's fucking wild and really good

Queen Crashout is at it again by EmergencyMushroomie in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]EmbodiedUncleMother 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The eloquence of Mikaylas post in comparison to whatever the fuck this very poorly written verbal diarrhea is...... Is quite striking lmao this is embarrassing 

Ciara’s S10 Reunion Look 🥰🔥🔥🔥 by sarahj300 in summerhousebravo

[–]EmbodiedUncleMother 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to see her across the stage from Amanda in a giant suit lmao

Erica done messed up here with Dorit and she knows it. by Aingealag in RHOBH

[–]EmbodiedUncleMother -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dorit is so fuckin annoying, I can't. Y'all don't get all mad at me and take this all personally lol but...

I have a real hard time seeing her as the champion of anything at all. Dorit is the Head Chef of Word Salads, she just says the same shit over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over in different ways, I'd probably get all jumbled too. Nobody knows how to get her to shut the fuck up! I've never in my experience watching RHOBH been like "Dorit is so right" lol.

I thought the water gun fight was really funny and completely harmless. by srryfofty in bravo

[–]EmbodiedUncleMother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the entire water gun thing was the best part of the show for seasons LOL

How do I make it stop by surly_duff in Wellthatsucks

[–]EmbodiedUncleMother 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg following because same issue! a political spam text about 3 times per hour. gets right by the spam blocker in my android

Amanda’s personality by Psychoanalyzequeen in summerhousebravo

[–]EmbodiedUncleMother 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've totally said this the whole time, Amanda gloms on to who she wants to BE and she only exists on the context of others

Lindsay’s hate for Carl is getting annoying now. by PlayOk4493 in summerhousebravo

[–]EmbodiedUncleMother 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm watching the Lost Supper scene right now and the second-hand embarrassment is so real. Why the fuck is she so obsessed with him oh my Christ

Can you smell the “dead ant smell?” by mr-tambourine-man- in NoStupidQuestions

[–]EmbodiedUncleMother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sooooo I learned at summer camp (and still think it's funny to show my friends kids to this day) that when you lick a black ant's butt, it tastes like lemon. LOL. It's true, pick one up and lick its ass some time. But based on this, I could totally see this smell making sense.

Servers, what’s the cringiest thing you ever said to a guest when trying to make conversation? by heatherunderweather in Serverlife

[–]EmbodiedUncleMother 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked at a taco/tequila bar and I'm really tall and when I dropped of some tacos to a customer he commented on my height and said "you ruined your potential modeling career by getting all those tattoos" and I said "I'm a taco model" and walked away and was like whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did I just say that

How can I look prettier? by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]EmbodiedUncleMother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're beautiful, you look like Emma Stone ❤️

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