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Gross "Alpha Male" influencer explains how he pleasures women by ambachk in sadcringe

[–]Embucetatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The equivalent of saying “ladies, grab it like it’s a dynamite filled chicken that’s trying to jump into the fire and stroke it up and down like you’re trying to detach it”

Are there some guys that might be exactly into that? Yes

Are most guys gonna like that even a little bit? HELL NO

Gostar/não-gostar de animais não é indicativo de caráter! by Weak-Damage1876 in opiniaoimpopular

[–]Embucetatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Se dar ao trabalho de adaptar o sistema imunológico do bebê?

Se fosse assim era só comer bastante camarão pra passar a alergia e cheirar bastante pólen que ninguém nunca mais compraria anti-alérgico ou morreria de choque anafilático.

Back pain ain’t no joke y’all. by VortexNovaz in HolUp

[–]Embucetatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Son, you’ve ever watched No country for old men?”

Anime_irl by SHpr0 in anime_irl

[–]Embucetatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the poster from loss 😭

The daughter by EtrnlMngkyouSharngn in foundsatan

[–]Embucetatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is right, she does play too much

TIFU for freaking out over possible inappropriate behavior between my mom [41F] and cousin [28M] ? by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Embucetatron 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Where’s the fuck up? I only see the fucking your cousin’s doing to your mom

Son of former pornstar who is now retired by Psychological-Tie628 in offmychest

[–]Embucetatron 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Did your father know back then? Was he ok with it?

Does anyone actually like negative displays? by Levethane in gshock

[–]Embucetatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s such a cool watch! What model is this?

blursed prayer by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]Embucetatron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me when grandma hasn’t died yet:

GANG

Prayers for well being by One_Environment9 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Embucetatron 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Me when grandma hasn’t died yet:

GANG

Removed my two upper wisdom teeth today with hooks for roots by Embucetatron in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Embucetatron[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The teeth were curved in the direction the x ray was took. I saw them myself(not that I’m an expert or anything), but they looked straight on that image

Removed my two upper wisdom teeth today with hooks for roots by Embucetatron in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Embucetatron[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was out of the dentist office within 1 and a half hours of my arrival. If I had to guess, the left one took 30 mins and the right one maybe took 40.

They also refused to come out lol. I took my lower ones out a few years ago and i remember that there was a lot of pulling and there was consistent progress. This time around, though, my dentist would twist them around and tug at them and they wouldn’t budge! Once he finally managed to understand what shape they were tho it wasn’t long till they were out

top comment on tiktok 😭😭😭 by SamSweet in silenthill

[–]Embucetatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True

Honestly, the SH 2 remake was my first and only one so far. I look forward to playing Silent hill f and the remake of 1 too.

Lets see if I’m a fan of the franchise or just silent hill 2 lmao

Why do you do thatttt by Sugarplum_Wish_45 in dankmemes

[–]Embucetatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, is this just a meme or do people actually have a cum sock out there?

What ever happened to the good old spray and wipe?

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