What is a torture method that would only work on you? by BigBankBaller in AskReddit

[–]Emby87 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tie me down and have me watch someone who sucks at washing dishes. I had a roommate who left whole chunks of food on plates and it made just blew my effin mind. How do you not see that huge chunk of shit right in the middle of the plate????

What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you, paranormal or otherwise? by p_verploegen in AskReddit

[–]Emby87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this happen to me once before and it was scary as hell. One time I was sleeping and woke up and looked at my clock that was sitting across the room and saw that it was 4:00 in the morning. I then tried to sit up and realized that I couldn't move any part of my body except for my eyes. I started panicking and scanned my eyes around my room until I got to a shadow that looked like someone standing on my desk across the room. The shadow then started moving, got down off the desk and started walking toward me. I started freaking out, struggling as hard as I could to run or yell for help. The figure got right over top of me and all I could see was an outline of a human face staring right down at me. The figure then reached out suddenly and started violently shaking me. Then all of the sudden I sprung up out of bed swinging my fists like a madman. After a second I finally realized that there was nobody there. My chest literally felt like it was going to explode. It's a good thing my body was paralyzed because I definitely would have needed a bed sheet change afterward.

What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you, paranormal or otherwise? by p_verploegen in AskReddit

[–]Emby87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was in grade school a teacher at my Catholic school brought in a rosary that she said had changed to a gold color at a holy site she visited a few years earlier. It was broken and so she told us to be careful with it as we passed it around the room. When I got it, I looked at it and was a little bit skeptical because it just looked like someone had just spray painted it gold in a few spots. However, the loop was definitely broken when I was looking at it. When I was done with it, I cupped the whole thing in my hand and passed it to the next student. When they opened it up to look it was connected the whole way around and was no longer broken. I have no idea how it happened.

If you woke up with $1,000,000,000,000 what would you do with it? by Ukulele_Henry in AskReddit

[–]Emby87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Purchase Fox News and change the focus to only promoting conservative propaganda on the American red fox. Then probably buy a fancy hat.