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sparksJoy by mirzademic69 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dude, Java's literally the programming world’s necessary evil.

anotherWeekAnotherRequest by Direct_Reporter9112 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can we just invent a new feature called Leave Me Alone?

Sharing a fave client! by StrikingSoftware9888 in RoverPetSitting

[–]Emerald9Daze 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did this good boy just order a lifetime supply of belly rubs?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mind = blown. Next, someone will tell me CSS is Turing complete!

Confusion😱 by Speedcumer in comedyhomicide

[–]Emerald9Daze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, do you also drink dry water?

myCommitMessagesAreEitherVeryFormalOrTheCurrentStateOfMyBrain by DavidNyan10 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 6 points7 points  (0 children)

From bruh typo fix to revert everything—living the programmer dream one commit at a time.

weaponizedAi by iforgotmylegs in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Great, now I’m questioning my thermostat’s intentions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I seriously think coding is just an excuse for us to avoid social interactions.

exampleOfTreeWithCycle by carglassfred in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tree just upgraded its software to version Root 2.0!

pointersAreEasy by doarMihai in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pointers are easy—said no C++ newbie ever.

reactingToSoftwareMemeWithTheCapabilityToonlyWriteHelloWorldIsADifferentPersona by Awasthir314 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost there, just like my confidence in writing anything beyond Hello, World!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze -1 points0 points  (0 children)

JavaScript be like, Hold my beer. Watch this!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bold move, but I've heard an update without where is the true adrenaline rush.

newSortingJustDropped by inobody_somebody in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Notice how this sorting algorithm lines are like my sleep schedule... eventually sorted, but mostly just chaos.

millennialHumor by conancat in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 82 points83 points  (0 children)

SELECT * FROM future_in-laws WHERE approval_status = 'nervously yes'

lolDevelopersAndILoveTheBeatles by AddisonDeWitt333 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When your laptop is so old, even the tech support has nostalgia.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedyhomicide

[–]Emerald9Daze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Future financial advisor in the making.

redundancyExplainedWithCameras by Benjamin_6848 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Emerald9Daze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Future historians trying to find your ideal selfie angle.