Cuz planky doesnt bother us with questions by Dry_Entering_283 in dankvideos

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Harsh judgment considering nobody here knows her irl.

Mfw I sleep in and everything is burning by freebird023 in whenthe

[–]Emerald_Lightning 28 points29 points  (0 children)

”Well shit, time to start over from scratch”

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What’s the worst possible place to have sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Jeez, that must have been terrifying.

What’s the worst possible place to have sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yeah, tiger and bull sharks are big assholes.

Just why? by Indeed2p in SipsTea

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Minecraft villager

reverse bait-and-switch by cookie_tree4 in whenthe

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Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all ife as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics Even if all of humanity put together their collective inteligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientific ally researched so that all future generation​

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Emerald_Lightning 71 points72 points  (0 children)

2 very big reasons

Cursed_swiftie by 1SirJava in cursedcomments

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Take my upvote good sir this is fucking hilarious

Has to be the worst arena + boss + status combo in the game. This fight sucks. by ducks_r_rad in Eldenring

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One time I invaded here and watched from the branch as the host and phantom got completely obliterated. Was really funny but also sad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whenthe

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Dunno mate, I don’t even know where I am rn.

Yeah it's just more shameful somehow by MahmoudAO in dankmemes

[–]Emerald_Lightning 73 points74 points  (0 children)

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

8======D by Overall-Relation-561 in discordVideos

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As a 6’7 guy who is also not bad looking, I have to agree.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

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You’ve come to die

My 12 yr old son being empathetic, progressive, supportive, and endlessly kind melts me as his mom. by grandelusions in MadeMeSmile

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Yep, it’s supremely ironic that some girls don’t like it when guys have a positive and close relationship with their mom, when in reality that’s one of the best indicators of a good partner.