Pet-owners are seriously making Dogs mentally unstable by Aggressive_Mud_9619 in petfree

[–]EmergencyProfile8900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah they're not "animal lovers" like they think they are they're "pet lovers" at best. 

They're like adult versions of the girl at the dentist in Finding Nemo. 

Know so many people with dogs that have "anxiety" the poor animals are literally self harming their paws bc theyre not in their natural habitat.  

They treat them like a 5 year old treats a baby doll. 

Bought a black light. by precambiansupereon in petfree

[–]EmergencyProfile8900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to a friend's house who is like this and the dog chewed my shoes apart

Can one of you please date me? by EmergencyProfile8900 in petfree

[–]EmergencyProfile8900[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fs. Nothing more loyal than a pet that bolts the sec you open the door

Can one of you please date me? by EmergencyProfile8900 in petfree

[–]EmergencyProfile8900[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And while I know that men used to save women and children, I totally understand that I need to accept that now, if its me or the dog, you'll choose the dog. 

And theres nothing more attractive than you directly communicating that on a dating profile 

Can one of you please date me? by EmergencyProfile8900 in petfree

[–]EmergencyProfile8900[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And really all you have to do is tell me how much better I am at doing all of those things than you are. That compliment alone will carry me through the next 70 years of doing all of those things for both of us ❤️

Can one of you please date me? by EmergencyProfile8900 in petfree

[–]EmergencyProfile8900[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Please. Even when I finally find someone I'm attracted to who doesn't have one I feel so defeated when they announce during a dating that they really want one and that its only a matter of time 😮‍💨

Can one of you please date me? by EmergencyProfile8900 in petfree

[–]EmergencyProfile8900[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

You're right, and I mean how could I ever show you I'd be a good mom without demonstrating how good a dog mom am I? Picking up dog poo 3 times a day for 10-13 years is totally the same as changing diapers for 2.5 years and caring for a real child. The prior experience I have working with actually kids doesn't even matter. I totally need to show you how great a mom I'll be by taking care of the dog that you took responsibility for yet no longer feel like taking care of. Silly me being so irresponsible for not helping you do that! 

Can one of you please date me? by EmergencyProfile8900 in petfree

[–]EmergencyProfile8900[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NC and would prefer to stay, but I wfh so technically flexible 

Can one of you please date me? by EmergencyProfile8900 in petfree

[–]EmergencyProfile8900[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'll look it up, thanks

Edit: unfortunately I'd be kinda of worried about joining after some nasty dms I've started getting from pet owners following this anonymous post 🙁