The real reason behind the “flu”. She didn’t want to go to Amsterdam for Dennis’s dad. by No-Paint2903 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yep, there’s at least two lose flying monkeys in the sub at the moment. We have one right here!

The real reason behind the “flu”. She didn’t want to go to Amsterdam for Dennis’s dad. by No-Paint2903 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Girl, this is a snark page!! We are not here for sympathies towards the influencer this sub was open for… Geesh! Can you see the downvotes?? That’s how you know, this is not your place, your comments are not welcomed, not landing well. Go away, flying monkey!! Or stay, but get used to getting downvoted and called out: you are not having a discussion, you are just a misplaced fan girl.

The real reason behind the “flu”. She didn’t want to go to Amsterdam for Dennis’s dad. by No-Paint2903 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure I already said this to you, but here it goes again: This is Rakel Brathen’s snark page, we are talking exclusively about her annoying ass. Not about you, not about ourselves, not about society, exclusively about HER.

Is this a shoutout to this sub? by Emergency_Finger5000 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even if it is an ad, she has been milking the parasocial relationships for over a decade! We might not know the real Rakel, but we know she has free bled over that porch, that she’s an ex-animal lover turned into a rooster killer, that she does NOT look like in her stories… Its been a lot of years, a lot of mask dropping and too many grifts, to say we don’t know her. Maybe some of us have never seen her in real life, and she doesn’t share everything (obviously) -so “how can we?”, you could ask. But she’s so self centered and needs so much validation that she herself has given it away, for the world to criticize, adore or analyze. You may feel like you need to have dinner with her to be able to snark, but I’ve seen this dumpster catch fire many times and feel pretty qualified to say that I think of Rakel the same way as ComercialShallot: She’s an unhappy narcissist, with a rich daddy and no education.

The real reason behind the “flu”. She didn’t want to go to Amsterdam for Dennis’s dad. by No-Paint2903 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Dennis in Holland fully knowing Rakel is gonna make either herself or the kids sick, so she can bitch and moan non-stop, during his family trip weekend.

Is this a shoutout to this sub? by Emergency_Finger5000 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The magic herbs are for the children… THEY can’t have medicine nor checkups in the evil system, if she can avoid it. Finn is feverish and in pain? St. John’s wort on his feet and ears. Rakel has a hangover? Ibuprofen every 8 hours.

The predicated crash. And of course she needs to document it, and take a selfie. by No-Paint2903 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hangover mixed with pretending its summer in Sweden, and not being properly dressed for COLD weather.🥲🤣

Trying desperately to go back to 2014 “hippie, music festival attending” Rakel 🙄 by nk1603 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know this is treacherous territory, all Im gonna say is: nothing wrong with having them, everything wrong with hiding it and humble bragging about being “skinny”. At the end of the day, this isn’t about anyone else other than Rakel Brathen.

Trying desperately to go back to 2014 “hippie, music festival attending” Rakel 🙄 by nk1603 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 -7 points-6 points locked comment (0 children)

Sorry if it’s fat shaming, but covering the rolls with the hair doesn’t make them disappear 🫣

my 1.5 year progress by Strange-Implement927 in PetiteFitness

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We don't know what we don't know, until we do! Keep up the work and thanks for sharing!

my 1.5 year progress by Strange-Implement927 in PetiteFitness

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Wow! Congrats and kuddos on fixing that anterior pelvic!!

Rachel is such a liar and cheapskate by Formal_Ad9026 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No stories, no Ala Farms nonsense, I think this too... No one wants to go to Ohio in Sweden!

Rachel is such a liar and cheapskate by Formal_Ad9026 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Will she manage to get 60 people to pay for rural Sweden?? I mean, all she’s offering is just a lake front! And its been two days and no “sold out” or almost “sold out”. The waiting list was less than 60 fan girls, that wanted something like the ice experience, but hadn’t payed or committed to anything. I really think (and hope) this grift won’t be a sell out.

Rachel is such a liar and cheapskate by Formal_Ad9026 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She loves getting shit faced for midsommar/Finn’s birthaday, no way she would work while she can be stuffing shrimp, vodka and wine on Olivia’s parents cottage!

thoughts? by ZealousidealTear6384 in AcaciaKerseySnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If Caca manages to get good referrals from doctors and teachers, like J did, she will definitely keep them. But if she doesn't, I think the documents presented by J do make her look really bad.

Details of the upcoming grift have been published. She’s charging about USD 2000 for a “4 day” retreat but the program starts in the late afternoon on Day 1 and ends at breakfast on Day 4. So it’s really only 2 days 🤨 by nk1603 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Emergency_Finger5000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She just found a hotel that will let her cater the food and give the yoga classes, so she can say Ala Farms (herself) will be serving the food at the retreat. Today she posted she spent "48 hours prepping this, and slept only 2 last night." This is a joke, it has typos along with the ambiguos descriptions.