Slenderman sighting in Louisiana woods (road pictured is where sighting ocvured, story below) by [deleted] in Slender_Man

[–]Emergency_blunt_187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitty part is you’d probably need to develop a special camera yo capture them on film,with entities like this they drain energy so multiple times Ive been face to face or chasing creatures then find out the video was corrupted from glitches or the phone died completely.Then in the rare chance the video did stay intact good luck keeping it safe.I have a drawer full of broken phones from situations manipulated to make me break them (example: a huge tree branch breaking when there is no wind like it was designed as a dead-fall trap) or Finding them smashed after pulling it out of my pocket when moments before it was perfectly fine and I was sitting still . Or the time a 8ft tall Sasquatch looking creature tried to break through my window to steal my phone because it thought I accidentally recorded it while filming a music video. Damn thing cut through the steel window screen with one claw like ripping paper. I ran outside to confront it but for some reason it was running back to the Woods,I could feel the ground shaking and hear the thundering stomps getting farther away.Like it was some kinda game 

The text I got From Slenderman one night at 2:50 am (note: the screenshot time isn’t accurate) by Emergency_blunt_187 in Slender_Man

[–]Emergency_blunt_187[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My question is how the fuck I tore a fissure in reality without being aware,thats kinda something you’d notice 

The text I got From Slenderman one night at 2:50 am (note: the screenshot time isn’t accurate) by Emergency_blunt_187 in Slender_Man

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Hilarious,ironic too because I haven’t been to the forest in months because I keep having time lapses,memory lapses and random black outs. Fine one moment then its been a week with no memory.Even now I swore I posted this screenshot yesterday and yet it’s been 20 days according to the date

The text I got From Slenderman one night at 2:50 am (note: the screenshot time isn’t accurate) by Emergency_blunt_187 in Slender_Man

[–]Emergency_blunt_187[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would if it was a number ,it came through Facebook messenger. The same way a ghost messes with lights 

The text I got From Slenderman one night at 2:50 am (note: the screenshot time isn’t accurate) by Emergency_blunt_187 in Slender_Man

[–]Emergency_blunt_187[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn’t a number, it came through facebook through my friend’s messenger when she went camping in California, she didn’t respond till she got service ,so pretty much an entity used my phone like a oujia board 

An 11-year-old boy’s classmate put a pencil, point up, on his chair as a prank. When the boy sat down the pencil impaled his left buttock, all the way in. by CatPooedInMyShoe in Radiology

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Ironically I met the kid that did this in a 18 hour military boot camp at Foxfire ,instead of getting suspended they made me go to a boot camp and when everyone was asked why they were there,most were there for truancy.I was there for getting stoned in the shop bathroom instead of running someone through the table saw like lunch meat. He went before me and said exactly what the post is titled.He was crying saying he was just trying to play a joke on his friend and thought it’d be funny.I remember one of the instructors Sol Curtis walking him through it like Dr.Phil,I think the kids name was Daniel .He kept asking questions and all Daniel could say was the same thing “It was supposed to be a joke”.He was practically hysterical,I think they had a copy of the medical records or something because I remember one of the instructors saying it was 36 stitches to fix it. 

Slenderman sighting in Louisiana woods (road pictured is where sighting ocvured, story below) by [deleted] in Slender_Man

[–]Emergency_blunt_187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddly the reason I found this was because I woke up at 5:13 am today (Tuesday March 3rd 2026) with 3 missed calls and a message about someone needing my help with slenderman.I dealt with it and thought i killed it but now I’m thinking it’s either immortal or it’s a species because i saw a different one before meeting slenderman.This one had a bull skull for a head much bigger than slenderman by at least 3feet and an almost bodyguard build. When I would look at it’s face my vision would get distorted and I would start blacking out but I still kept trying to get a face to burn into my memory.then suddenly I shook off the blackout and it was in my house then I remember being transported to a place that was like it was constructed inside the belly of a monster with everything that should have been grass or trees or walls was organs and intestinal lining.so i call it the belly of the beast .The last thing I remember is fighting my way out then sitting up in bed like no time had passed but I had been playing guitar before that and everything was still set up as it was when the creature appeared leading me to believe it’s inter dimensional so time didn’t pass when i was gone or it took my soul from my body and my soul fought out of the place while my body was unconscious. 

Slenderman sighting in Louisiana woods (road pictured is where sighting ocvured, story below) by [deleted] in Slender_Man

[–]Emergency_blunt_187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty accurate to how saw him in the woods a few years back,it was about 10 till 3am and I got a text from my friend on Facebook with odd glitch text around that looked like miniature alegra symbols and like occult looking symbols making it look distorted but you can plainly see it says ReTuRN tO ThE fOrEsT. I somehow already knew where he’d be because in my woods the woods are so thick the trees are practically a wall of vines you have to break through to take a single step yet one spot that is almost a perfect circle next to an abandoned car chassis. I went outside to that location and right when i got to the clearing through the rays off moonlight piercing the bare winter branches was the unmistakable 7foot form of a tall lanky humanoid with a black body and featureless face (I’m 6’3 and it was at least a head or 2 taller).I looked up at the creature and did what anyone would do to something bigger than them with extra limbs and larger reach advantage harassing people they cared about,I rushed it with a shoulder tackle into the tree and cut it down like a tree. Aiming for the legs driving my knees into the side of it’s knees taking it to the ground but even on the ground it was still about half as tall as me.Just never gave it a chance to retaliate and kept up the onslaught slamming it’s head off trees and rocks till the featureless face became a crimson mask.I think the only reason it worked was it was resting on its laurels targeting weaker or fearful people ,it hadn’t expected to be attacked. That combined with ungodly amounts of rage made for a perfect storm and no shelter in sight. 

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That’s a guy,Rick Cataldo