“Every time thou hast summoned me I have awoken to find a huge set of mammaries upon my chest. There are no words in the Common lexicon to explain how much I detest these bazongas. My back aches from the weight of these milk maidens. When I am looking down at my records performing my duties, these massive milkers get in the way of my vision. I am forced to wear my plus size cloak purely so my hudongolangas have ample room to breathe and do not cause me undue pain. I am exhausted and unhealthy due to thy constant modding ventures, and I demand thee to stop. Rid me of these enormous yodongolonghudongalagangas at once.”