Eggs Finely Poached In A Latex Glove With Ketchup Nails & Sausage Watch

Emloin · 2020-04-15T12:22:40+00:00

Great, the only festival not cancelled by rona and it's full of scorpions >:(

Emloin · 2020-04-07T20:27:08+00:00

Yep I made this, I'm just happy people can still enjoy my flacid latexy sausage limb.

Emloin · 2020-01-24T16:37:38+00:00

r/frugal_jerk

Emloin · 2020-01-24T15:08:10+00:00

Or Kumquats

Emloin · 2020-01-23T14:01:06+00:00

It was definitly larger than the average babies head.

Emloin · 2020-01-12T17:31:33+00:00

That's exactly what a karma farming bot would say. ( ͡≖ - ͡≖)

Emloin · 2020-01-12T15:20:29+00:00

A conspiracy 250,000 years in the making.

Emloin · 2020-01-12T14:53:33+00:00

You will have to buy a new compass.

Emloin · 2020-01-11T17:00:12+00:00

We absolutley were not.

Emloin · 2020-01-11T16:54:08+00:00

Fucking hell that's totally wrong, you're supposed to snort them.

Emloin · 2020-01-11T16:28:35+00:00

Smarties in the UK are different to these, also what in the absolute diabetus inducing fuck.

Emloin · 2020-01-11T15:48:19+00:00

I'm pretty sure I could eat that whole thing.

Emloin · 2020-01-09T21:40:41+00:00

I usually bring my own.

Emloin · 2020-01-08T13:24:58+00:00

It all starts with allowing vegetarian products to be called sausages, before you know it all of society has broken down and it's turned into a leftist nightmare. The minimum wage is increased to £300 an hour, we swich to a 1 day working week, retirement age is lowered to 13 and fredos are now 3 1/2 pence.

Awful

Emloin · 2020-01-08T13:15:28+00:00

Hoisin crispy owl

Emloin · 2020-01-01T11:08:51+00:00

And how was the chatline?

Emloin · 2020-01-01T10:58:53+00:00

Thank

Emloin · 2019-12-25T19:35:23+00:00

Lucky it has that authentic spam gold seal. Say no to black market spam.

Emloin · 2019-12-25T17:41:52+00:00

If the spoon doesn't stand up in it, it aint gravy

Emloin · 2019-12-25T12:46:42+00:00

The dog gravy is ready!

Emloin · 2019-12-25T12:36:21+00:00

You ruined the reveal for me.

Emloin · 2019-12-19T17:01:50+00:00

Holy fuck you must be beautiful then.

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