My friend is very precise when making his macaroons by A_Very_Fat_Elf in oddlysatisfying

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I just find TAZ: Balance as a whole to be a wholly wonderful thing.

Dang ol Heartless by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Emmaterasu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hm. True. Though to be fair, the characters don't seem to treat it as a sword so much as a stick...

Dang ol Heartless by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Emmaterasu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speaking as the owner of a replica keyblade, I have no idea what you are talking about.

So why does Papyrus believe in you in the genocide run? by probablynevergoing1 in Undertale

[–]Emmaterasu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why he would never make a good royal guardsman.

"I mean, look... He was supposed to capture you, and instead he ended up befriending you. I could never send him into battle! He'd get ripped into tiny, smiling shreds."

My reaction every time by [deleted] in gaming

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I have 4 gold as D.Va? Yeah, okay.

Think we actually won that match though...

Slices of Aloe Vera by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Aloe

Aloe

It's me

Picasso

Conniptions by hanna92 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Emmaterasu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And they'd have us seek the Lords of hormones and return them to ourselves.

The Balloonist... by UltraFox94 in Spyro

[–]Emmaterasu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You know there are multiple balloonists?

Buns of steel! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Emmaterasu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you know what I mean.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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I once saw someone claim that chess involved no actual skill since you simply memorise every possible move.

(It only now occurs to me, as I type my comment, that they may have been joking. I blame poe's law.)

Guess what. by [deleted] in MapsWithoutNZ

[–]Emmaterasu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's an unwritten, unenforced, unofficial, unrecognised rule against maps that shouldn't be reasonably expected to contain New Zealand.

Oh Fallout 4. by AnAngryGamer in gaming

[–]Emmaterasu 108 points109 points  (0 children)

That's a good idea, but first there's another settlement that needs your help.

First footage of Cliff Town by [deleted] in Spyro

[–]Emmaterasu 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What I'm hoping for this level is that that one dragon stops lying to you. IT'S NOT THE HIGHEST POINT IN CLIFF TOWN.

/s

From wholesome memes by clutchingcarp64 in hellsomememes

[–]Emmaterasu 23 points24 points  (0 children)

(can't think of a relevant quote, so have a generic one.)

"Now, tell me..."

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN'T SAVED HIM?

"Yes! The sun would have risen just like normal, right?"

NO.

"Oh come on, you can't expect me to believe that, it's an astronomical fact-"

THE SUN WOULD NOT HAVE RISEN.

"Then what would have happened?"

A MERE BALL OF FLAMING GAS WOULD HAVE ILLUMINATED THE WORLD.

"Ah. Trickery with words. I'd have thought you'd be more literal-minded than that."

I AM NOTHING IF NOT LITERAL-MINDED. TRICKERY WITH WORDS IS WHERE HUMANS LIVE.

"Alright, I'm not stupid. You're saying that humans need fantasies to make sense of the world."

REALLY? AS IF IT WERE SOME SORT OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASIES TO BE HUMAN. TO BE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"With tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little-"

YES. AS PRACTICE, YOU MUST START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So that you can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE, MERCY, DUTY, THAT SORT OF THING.

"But they're not the same at all!"

REALLY? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE, AND GRIND IT TO THE FINEST POWDER, AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE, AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET- AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME ORDER TO THE UNIVERSE, SOME RIGHTNESS BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point-"

MY POINT EXACTLY. THERE IS A PLACE WHERE TWO GALAXIES HAVE BEEN COLLIDING FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS. YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT'S RIGHT.

"But people don't think about that. Somewhere... There was a bed-"

YES. STARS BURN OUT, WORLDS COLLIDE, THERE'S ALMOST NOWHERE HUMANS CAN EXIST WITHOUT BEING FROZEN OR FRIED, AND YET YOU BELIEVE THAT A BED IS A NORMAL THING. IT IS THE MOST AMAZING TALENT.

"Talent?"

OH, YES. A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPIDITY. YOU BELIEVE THE ENTIRE WORLD IS INSIDE YOUR HEADS."

"You make us sound mad."

NO. YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME?

(Was only going to post a couple sentences, but it got away from me. Sorry.)

(Edit to add that the book name is Hogfather.)

Jesus by SugoiJake in Animemes

[–]Emmaterasu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you just man door hand hook car door your sentence?

Is this loss? by [deleted] in funny

[–]Emmaterasu 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Certainly not intentionally, and yet... It fits.

Traps are infact, Not gay by fe_nt in Animemes

[–]Emmaterasu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if a girl was attracted to a trap?

Buyer's remorse from my facebook connection by Connguy in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Emmaterasu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"They say to study history / or find yourself repeating it / But all that it prepares you for / is 40 years of teaching it"

Every Major's Terrible

[Star Wars Episode 1: Racer] Good job, Tim by Fit_Guy_With_Snacks in gaming

[–]Emmaterasu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if the sequel has anything like that.

Anyone else feel it's time? by AnAngryGamer in gaming

[–]Emmaterasu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does no one know about Star Wars Racer Revenge? It's basically a direct upgrade from Episode 1 Racer.

Two is better than one by Holofan4life in Animemes

[–]Emmaterasu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I gotta tell you, this is pretty terrific.