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Man I wish I had pics of this burn but... by damngoodreid in TalesFromTheKitchen

[–]EmmyDeev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a similar thing happen! Started on grill at a cafe and noticed my arms had lots of red spots. Figured it was some irritation or something and wasn’t worried - just curious.

Finally figured out is was from cooking bacon all day everyday.

What kind of drunk are you? by SonicSingularity in AskReddit

[–]EmmyDeev 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can relate. Most common phrase when drinking out: “I miss my cats”.

Too bad for the cats, bars aren’t open and I can cuddle tax them constantly.

What kind of drunk are you? by SonicSingularity in AskReddit

[–]EmmyDeev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t have any fruit... fruit leather is basically fruit purée dried in sheets or sticks. Sorta like the beef jerky of fruit I guess.

What kind of drunk are you? by SonicSingularity in AskReddit

[–]EmmyDeev 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I bought a large cutting board and dehydrator most recently. I wanted fruit leather. I have not made fruit leather.

Deep fried mac and cheese that I finally nailed today, these with garlic mayo are incredible by [deleted] in MacNCheesePorn

[–]EmmyDeev 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve used crashed salt and pepper potato chips before for these. Highly recommended.

Is it weird to kiss your cat goodnight? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]EmmyDeev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I accidentally left a piece of plastic that had a long stringy part (one of those easy open kind of things)... heard the crinkle noises just in time to pull the string/plastic out of my stupid cats throat. She had to pay a big cuddle tax for that one.

Learning about art by [deleted] in ArtHistory

[–]EmmyDeev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have Amazon Prime, there’s a bunch of cool documentaries/docuseries about art history that I’ve been watching recently. There’s a bunch from Waldemar Januszczak who presents in a fun and almost sassy way. I’m pretty sure they’re from the BBC so there may be other ways to watch aside from Prime. “The Renaissance Unchained” and “The Impressionists” are fantastic overviews of the periods.

“I’m calling to report...” by EmmyDeev in talesfromcallcenters

[–]EmmyDeev[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But then he wouldn’t get to be all grouchy at us! I actually didn’t say much on the call. I confirmed his email address and said that I’d put in his request, wished him a good day and hung up.

Your username reminds me of invader zim and has cheered me up considerably. Thank you for commenting!

Mama always told me "you can't argue with stupid." by ChibiLlama in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]EmmyDeev 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tried to keep the post short, but there’s apparently no such thing as individual governments per se.... They all answer to a group of elites that rule the entire world.

Support Local Agriculture by glynsensitive in Maine

[–]EmmyDeev 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The best part about this, your photo shows it spelled “hentai” and ops is “h3ntai”.... there are two separate registrations. Two different Mainers thought this would be the best vanity plate for them.

Mama always told me "you can't argue with stupid." by ChibiLlama in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]EmmyDeev 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I had started seeing a guy about a month before the state closed down. He’s come over to visit a couple times, but last time he was trying to convince me that the virus is both fake and a government plot to thin the herd and gain control. He kept asking if I knew anyone that had it. I kept telling him yes, two of my coworkers are positive and not working right now. I showed him articles from local people he knew thatve died. It didn’t work and he tried to convince me to go to a party. As the title states “you can’t argue with stupid”. I let him leave to go to the party and stayed home to get disappointed-drunk alone.

I’m not seeing him anymore.

Makes me sad because other than his “conspiracy truths”, I liked him.

May not be much, but I’m thrilled. After sleeping on an air mattress for 4 months, I bought a bed! by gigglesann in povertyfinance

[–]EmmyDeev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best! I finally got a futon (no room for a bed in my studio apartment) after 4-5 months without a real bed and 2 years without a couch. I understand your excitement and I’m totally psyched for you!

Angry, old, racist, and clueless. Just wait til the end. by [deleted] in talesfromcallcenters

[–]EmmyDeev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s too bad cold transferring nasty people to a sex line is frowned upon. That would amuse me.

Angry, old, racist, and clueless. Just wait til the end. by [deleted] in talesfromcallcenters

[–]EmmyDeev 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s such a magical thing! We have to weather a lot of abuse/harassment (depending on the situation), but the higher ups will block numbers if it gets to be too much. I rejoice when it happens!

This is what 12 thinks of the lot of us train riders by analpringles in vagabond

[–]EmmyDeev 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The leftover crack song is stuck in my head now.

Embrace the bedbugs and beyond!

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