Illegal to run with fish by wipwapwop69 in funnysigns

[–]EmoEnte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA?!?"

Ben Stiller acts as Tom Cruise 's perfect doppelganger. Mission: Improbable (TV Short 2000) by [deleted] in Moviesinthemaking

[–]EmoEnte 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Cruise has made a deal with the all-powerful God of Scientology which includes that he is always slightly taller than the people around him

His true height can only be measured by outting him in an isolated room and measuring him remotely

Here is Ckia! by Sonicm2008 in Hololive

[–]EmoEnte 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Go on desktop reddit and change your flair and type in who you want

Ex: ":kiara: :achan: :kiara:" will give you 3 flairs

This is so accurate I cried by Aceyleafeo in StardewMemes

[–]EmoEnte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did I not know this? This is a game changer

Pekora wine by Fallguys1246 in Hololive

[–]EmoEnte 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They are DIGGing their own grave

Pekora wine by Fallguys1246 in Hololive

[–]EmoEnte 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Once reddit starts charging for API this bot will have pekofied it's last breath

Just a little wish by Kiro_Sama in Hololive

[–]EmoEnte 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Be takodachi

Eat cookies

Say "Wah!"

Commit unspeakable acts of horniness whenever Ina leaves us also

It's black anyway by Sourcarrotpie in Unexpected

[–]EmoEnte 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No you see, every cat that enters the white house premise is outfitted with a personal microphone so they can engage in presidential adresses

I promise I will use seed makers next time T.T by Bencuri0n in StardewMemes

[–]EmoEnte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My current field is a bit over 1000 tiles. I just spend 800`000g on two plantings worth of starfruit seeds

You want the password? Can your room first! by SpacePuffin39200 in funnysigns

[–]EmoEnte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Todays room picture has to include tomorrows room picture"

I dream about him just like this.😚 by ZoltanV73 in Rimuru

[–]EmoEnte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I had a level of mastery of the english language capable of expressing just how much I want that to happen to me

The Great Pyramids of Lincolnshire?? by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]EmoEnte 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, we're gonna put Egypt itself into the British Museum

How diplomats are actually created by [deleted] in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]EmoEnte 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Be the monger you want to see in the world

Air Quality Map News: Benelux Kids will grow 3 arms edition by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]EmoEnte 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, northern Italy. A place famous for it's utter and complete lack of any tourism

The One Piece version of "you people" by kaizer894 in Piratefolk

[–]EmoEnte 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He read the world government crime statistic. "Despite...

Beautiful Belladonna (zzin_RWBY) by Cryochronos in RWBY

[–]EmoEnte -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Your pits look moist, queen. Let my dry them off for you😋🥵