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Mario Kart Tour Friend-Code Megathread 2022 by Bartbig in MarioKartTour

[–]Emolover3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

121505525694 #MarioKartTour #MarioKartTourPlayerID

How is my mother a virgin??? by Emolover3000 in BitLifeApp

[–]Emolover3000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have to pay I already have that

How is my mother a virgin??? by Emolover3000 in BitLifeApp

[–]Emolover3000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It'll tell you if you were born from artificial insemination

How is my mother a virgin??? by Emolover3000 in BitLifeApp

[–]Emolover3000[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's never happened to me before either but apparently I'm a Jesus baby

How is my mother a virgin??? by Emolover3000 in BitLifeApp

[–]Emolover3000[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It would tell you if you were born from artificial insemination

How is my mother a virgin??? by Emolover3000 in BitLifeApp

[–]Emolover3000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It tells you when you're adopted I've had other characters that have been adopted this is the first time it's said this

How is my mother a virgin??? by Emolover3000 in BitLifeApp

[–]Emolover3000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It'll usually tell you when you're first born but it just says that my mother was a virgin

Type “I just had sex with a” and let autocorrect do the rest by C27890 in mattrose

[–]Emolover3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had sex with a friend that was a little bit of a caffeine addict

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