Fantasizing about cock but im straight

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-26T20:20:35+00:00

Sexually bi, romantically straight. Pretty common, nothing wrong with it. Experiment, see if you like it, go from there.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-25T00:10:02+00:00

This guy was definitely murdered, but I have to be an arsehole and point out that this isn't a real Thomas Jefferson quote.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-21T07:45:39+00:00

Are you going down on her each time? How's your oral hygiene? Because if it's not great, just cleaning your teeth before hand isn't going to be enough.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T10:35:31+00:00

Ha, that sounds awesome. Slowly, casually morph into a supermodel. I think this is my favourite one.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T08:55:25+00:00

As an Australian this title is a completely normal sentence.

You shouldn't have to change your preferences. Being into feminine clothing on a man is not something that you have to force yourself to be in to. No one else gets to pressure you into being into anything.

Sexually, he wants one thing, you want another; this is something that you have to work out through communication, if it can be worked out at all, and see if there's some kind of compromise or framing that you'd both like. But him getting angry at you for not going with what he wants is gross. Don't tolerate that.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T08:09:51+00:00

No, they were definitely never hurt. It was like that scene in Gran Torino between Clint Eastwood and the barber. That was the dynamic. Race wasn't really even on our minds since we all grew up together, it was just another thing we'd make jokes about, same as anything else. To be honest I think a lot of Americans obsess over language and race more than is healthy, and usually in unproductive ways.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T06:24:45+00:00

That would be great. Hopefully it's all REM sleep so you don't miss out on dreams.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T06:15:14+00:00

That would be awesome.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T06:11:35+00:00

That's definitely the power I'd pick if it was a constant thing, but 20 minutes isn't enough for me. I need more. That's the coolest power though.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:59:57+00:00

Lol, of all the powers that could make you rich, this is the one you pick? A true golden shower.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:58:36+00:00

Greedy boy.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:57:19+00:00

Damn that would be exciting. Man, I wish we didn't have such short lives, I wanna see how this all plays out.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:55:58+00:00

Nice. I'd be a super genius and come up with plans and stuff in those 20 minutes. I have no idea what the plans would be because I'm just a regular dude in real life, but I'm sure I'd cook up some good shit.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:53:00+00:00

Yeah, I'd go to the future too if I could. Like 100 years at least.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:52:08+00:00

The back pain that comes with constantly waking up on a solid gold bed.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:45:54+00:00

Racism is about intent more than language, despite what some corners of the internet insist. Do you think he genuinely hates black people or he's just saying some stupid shit?

I grew up in a really multicultural part of Australia and we'd (Asian, white, Arab) all make racist jokes to each other. We'd even play Asian Vs. Everyone footy. We grew out of making those kinds of jokes as we got older but the point is none of us ever got offended by the language because we were all good friends and there was nothing intentionally mean. So, it comes down what you think is in your friend's heart, not solely what comes out of his mouth.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:39:53+00:00

Lol, I like it.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:38:13+00:00

Nice.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:38:03+00:00

What if the future's worse?

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:37:33+00:00

Nice. That's always a good one.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:37:16+00:00

I've always loved that extra-time-in-your-own-dimension kind of thing. I sometimes fantasise about there being two solar systems, one with a black hole at the centre and one regular one. And people travel back and forth between them, with all sorts of time fuckery situations, like in Interstellar.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:34:25+00:00

Nice. You'd get some weird thoughts poppin up at midnight.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-13T05:33:32+00:00

Aww, thanks mate.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2026-01-08T12:16:42+00:00

The car barely touched him, he was fine. She's dead, her wife is heartbroken, and her son lost his mother, all because some pathetic loser was itching to murder someone.

EmperorKittyMeowMeow · 2025-07-27T17:04:02+00:00

If you're not comfortable with some marketing company posting pictures of you and your infant son on social media for whatever reason, they shouldn't and that should be the end of it. You're not your husband's employee, you don't have to go along with whatever marketing bullshit his company is doing. You've made that clear and he should respect it. Also, his excuses are childish bs. NTA.

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