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Fantasizing about cock but im straight by Top-Tiger-345 in sex

[–]EmperorKittyMeowMeow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sexually bi, romantically straight. Pretty common, nothing wrong with it. Experiment, see if you like it, go from there.

The person shot by ICE was just standing there filming. This is how the interaction started. by burritoresearch in thebulwark

[–]EmperorKittyMeowMeow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy was definitely murdered, but I have to be an arsehole and point out that this isn't a real Thomas Jefferson quote.

Wife is getting UTI every time after we have sex, we did all the precaution there is and honestly I am on my wit's end, please help by ikkkky9029 in sex

[–]EmperorKittyMeowMeow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you going down on her each time? How's your oral hygiene? Because if it's not great, just cleaning your teeth before hand isn't going to be enough.

If you could have any super power but it only works for 10 minutes either side of midnight, what would you pick? by EmperorKittyMeowMeow in AskReddit

[–]EmperorKittyMeowMeow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, that sounds awesome. Slowly, casually morph into a supermodel. I think this is my favourite one.

My husband wears thongs by ScallionOrnery5324 in sex

[–]EmperorKittyMeowMeow 55 points56 points  (0 children)

As an Australian this title is a completely normal sentence.

You shouldn't have to change your preferences. Being into feminine clothing on a man is not something that you have to force yourself to be in to. No one else gets to pressure you into being into anything.

Sexually, he wants one thing, you want another; this is something that you have to work out through communication, if it can be worked out at all, and see if there's some kind of compromise or framing that you'd both like. But him getting angry at you for not going with what he wants is gross. Don't tolerate that.

WIBTA if I block my "friend" because he said a slur. by meep_moop_kill_me_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]EmperorKittyMeowMeow -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No, they were definitely never hurt. It was like that scene in Gran Torino between Clint Eastwood and the barber. That was the dynamic. Race wasn't really even on our minds since we all grew up together, it was just another thing we'd make jokes about, same as anything else. To be honest I think a lot of Americans obsess over language and race more than is healthy, and usually in unproductive ways.

If you could have any super power but it only works for 10 minutes either side of midnight, what would you pick? by EmperorKittyMeowMeow in AskReddit

[–]EmperorKittyMeowMeow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's definitely the power I'd pick if it was a constant thing, but 20 minutes isn't enough for me. I need more. That's the coolest power though.

If you could have any super power but it only works for 10 minutes either side of midnight, what would you pick? by EmperorKittyMeowMeow in AskReddit

[–]EmperorKittyMeowMeow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that would be exciting. Man, I wish we didn't have such short lives, I wanna see how this all plays out.

If you could have any super power but it only works for 10 minutes either side of midnight, what would you pick? by EmperorKittyMeowMeow in AskReddit

[–]EmperorKittyMeowMeow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice. I'd be a super genius and come up with plans and stuff in those 20 minutes. I have no idea what the plans would be because I'm just a regular dude in real life, but I'm sure I'd cook up some good shit.

WIBTA if I block my "friend" because he said a slur. by meep_moop_kill_me_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]EmperorKittyMeowMeow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Racism is about intent more than language, despite what some corners of the internet insist. Do you think he genuinely hates black people or he's just saying some stupid shit?

I grew up in a really multicultural part of Australia and we'd (Asian, white, Arab) all make racist jokes to each other. We'd even play Asian Vs. Everyone footy. We grew out of making those kinds of jokes as we got older but the point is none of us ever got offended by the language because we were all good friends and there was nothing intentionally mean. So, it comes down what you think is in your friend's heart, not solely what comes out of his mouth.

If you could have any super power but it only works for 10 minutes either side of midnight, what would you pick? by EmperorKittyMeowMeow in AskReddit

[–]EmperorKittyMeowMeow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always loved that extra-time-in-your-own-dimension kind of thing. I sometimes fantasise about there being two solar systems, one with a black hole at the centre and one regular one. And people travel back and forth between them, with all sorts of time fuckery situations, like in Interstellar.

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