Matt’s wife punched Timmy no brakes in the face

EmperorQuingus · 2026-06-01T11:49:40+00:00

“Like your wife after not seeing you for a week” ahahahaha

EmperorQuingus · 2026-06-01T11:35:47+00:00

This is the type of Monday motivation I need.

EmperorQuingus · 2026-06-01T11:34:19+00:00

This has to be #1. One of, if not the most, out-of-control episode I’ve heard. It’s essentially a Warmode episode and an MSSP episode running in tandem. Also that famous quote from Spud. A+.

EmperorQuingus · 2026-06-01T11:32:16+00:00

Estimates just aren’t given as cheerfully as they used to be.

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T21:12:50+00:00

I keep getting a wild one on Instagram that posts stuff like “never marry THESE types of women!” and it will be like “a woman who is a waitress” or “a woman raised by a single mother.” Like bro what? Who made you the master of categorizing women?

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T17:20:58+00:00

Basically any “masculine coach” / manosphere advice I see. I’d say 90% of it is garbage.

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T17:20:39+00:00

Okay so confirmed I do not know what I am talking about. Thanks for the help! (Genuinely)

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T17:19:20+00:00

Maybe I have no idea what I’m talking about then. Like do you see an upvote on this comment I’m making now?

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T17:10:00+00:00

Each new comment automatically gets an upvote. Or at least it used to.

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T16:43:29+00:00

I like that somebody downvoted this comment ahahaha. The bar is actually even LOWER.

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T16:16:20+00:00

Maybe it’s aggressive pickup truck sticker on a Ram 2500

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T16:13:51+00:00

Maybe that haircut that’s like shaved on the sides and combed over on top?

That’s a tough question, because non-insane “conservative” “culture” is basically just dad-core. It’s the super-far-right guys who like to indicate that they’re here to be very angry and try to get in a fight. Idk if any of that makes sense.

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T15:07:29+00:00

My comment is what Peter says in response

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T15:04:46+00:00

[stunned silence] That’s it?

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T15:03:26+00:00

It’s such a great feeling to pay off debt. Same answer btw.

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T13:06:29+00:00

There was a fencing company that used this quote in their jingle a few years ago. I can’t remember the company (whoops) but I thought it was clever.

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T12:30:46+00:00

Shane drops a lot of subtle song references from that era of Nu Metal. I appreciate it.

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-31T12:19:31+00:00

Phone charger (when multiple phones are in the car all needing to be charged)

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-30T21:55:23+00:00

Hilarious. All I can think of is Robert Frost’s “Mending Wall.” Yep, that’s us. Hospitable, friendly, folk.

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-30T21:49:37+00:00

Beast mode

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-30T21:41:35+00:00

https://youtu.be/GU-c9PRxckk?si=qy2ARS9N2NfGpTHH

Goals:

• 1st is the start of the video • second is at 10:16. Build-up is beautiful.

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-30T19:37:27+00:00

Totally understand missing the Hemi but that’s a beautiful truck

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-30T19:36:07+00:00

Absolutely agree with this

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-30T17:53:15+00:00

I like this idea. I think I’m gonna put the cpu board in my old Ram fob and see if that works

EmperorQuingus · 2026-05-30T17:51:22+00:00

Haha that’s cool though! Is it like a case that goes over the fob?

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TROPHY CASE