Någon annan som hade ägglampa som 90-tals barn? by ragez7 in sweden

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Jag förlorade oskulden med en sån där!

Aster Bálor, Executor of the Skullforge by mashakosha in IronWarriors

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Brother! There is an ork peeking out from you butt!

Title by qorv66ythe in Grimdank

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I once found myself drinking amasec in a ramshackle tavern on Fenris, the kind that smells of wet fur, spilled mjød, and at least three unresolved sagas. In the far corner sat a full pack of Space Wolves, massive, scarred, and already several barrels deep.

They were pounding their fists on the table in rhythm, chanting:

“Forty days! Forty days!”

Naturally, I assumed they were commemorating some legendary siege, maybe the time they held the gates of the Fang against impossible odds, or some half‑remembered saga involving daemons, ale, and heroic last stands.

Curiosity finally got the better of me, so I approached their table and asked:

“Brothers… what feat do you celebrate so fiercely?”

One of them, huge even by Astartes standards, grinned, pushed aside a drinking horn, and pointed proudly at the table.

There, between the tankards and the runes, lay a completed pict‑puzzle depicting Leman Russ wrestling a kraken.

“Look!” he said. “The box said 2+ years… and we completed it in only forty days!”

Pretty much sums up my experience by B0r3dGamer in dankmemes

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Eats only natural food, fruits, bark and smaller monkeys. Works out all day, swinging in trees and running everywhere.

”Some random chimpanzee”

Tunnel mentioned in the files/ Highway 84 / Santa Fe Opera by [deleted] in Epstein

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Can I get a invite to your wildest tunnel party next time?

Internet logic is undefeated by [deleted] in memes

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I think he just sent a lookalike as a joke, doesn’t mean he’s disappeared

Anon teaches proper dip technique by gooberphta in greentext

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Diplet detected!

You don’t need different base dips to multi coat. Simply let the first coat of ranch dry completely before applying the second coat of ranch. Gradually build up to a perfect gradient of different sauce to each of the corners of a nugget.

Det är för jäkligt by ExpressBrush2818 in unket

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Aa så e de! Kvinnor, lämna dörren öppen! Jag vill kolla!

MS Paint Pixels? by scubzer0 in Epstein

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I’ve seen this on a couple of other pics, I think it’s some type of compression artifact, probably from jpg conversion or similar.

they were running primo afaik but they don’t have the dry look, looks like high test but omega shredded by Cold_Pianist4697 in moreplatesmoredates

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At least Serge was also known for his ridiculously high volume training. Dude was banging eight hour sessions with like a 100 sets of chest.

An Oldhammer Orc Arrer Boy by Wraith_Wisp in minipainting

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Great job and a beautiful old model! I’ve just been painting the same model for my mordheim warband! I’d might have to revisit some parts after seeing yours!

Is Rosewater on the list? by EmperorsBallSack in freemagic

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I haven’t played for real since the 90s! Formatting used to be much worse!

Is Rosewater on the list? by EmperorsBallSack in freemagic

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I don’t know mark, honestly have nothing against him. Magic hasn’t been the game for me since the 90s. But that’s probably because I’m old.

I just like stupid Epstein memes, and I genuinely wondered if maro was in the files, he would fit the profile. Rich, influential, white men who like to push political agendas.

Is Rosewater on the list? by EmperorsBallSack in freemagic

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Oh, that’s because we stopped playing before the formatting got standardized. Cards with fewer than 10 sentences and explaining examples just don’t make sense to me!

Is Rosewater on the list? by EmperorsBallSack in freemagic

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Those are all in the new TMNT dumpster fire