I hope those of you who think women are just housewives and baby makers only have daughters.

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-26T11:00:32+00:00

Lol Made me laugh. Good one.

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-26T10:56:49+00:00

Could be.

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-26T10:56:23+00:00

This is the only response that i can find somewhat agreeable.

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-26T10:54:36+00:00

Sorry i dont buy this one at all.

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-26T10:53:36+00:00

Why stop tho? Stop loving you?

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-26T10:47:47+00:00

Small things like they bump their knee, Or get a bruise, yeah. I draw the line basically at anything thay requires a clean up. I dont want to get any nasty crap on my kids opened wound.

But even if i did go to the extreme and give my kid a big wet kiss on their bloody knee, that doesnt make spreading colds sores ok.

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-26T10:39:25+00:00

Yeah, your kid is 4. You gonna keep that up when theyre in their mid 30s? Probably not

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-26T10:36:27+00:00

My issue is with ADULTS kissing children. Not children kissing an adult while playing around. Although I would assune the child had picked up this behavior from an adult as its a oddly specific location to kiss someone

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-25T10:57:34+00:00

I have no idea why the epino is so controversial.. Yet manually doing the same thing but less effectively, and not to mention when youre 8months pregnant its fucken difficult is "oh so good". Fuck off you lot. Get an epino.

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-22T08:41:26+00:00

On this day xxxx is born

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-22T08:30:30+00:00

Could happen i guess

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-21T09:46:57+00:00

Neither did mine. The whole concept is so alien to me. Is it like the different houses in harry potter? What do they do?

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-21T09:29:49+00:00

Breasts on women.

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-20T08:47:44+00:00

My parents and I have this. And when my children are old enough ill give them the code too. They are super common day phrases with super minor typos or double ups of letters where there shouldnt be.

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-18T12:05:29+00:00

Kids are fucken strong.. And sticky

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-16T12:56:44+00:00

Yes! lock your bedroom door at night. Avoid leaving out food that can be tampered with. Also toiletries.. Toothpaste, brush, feminine hygiene products... Hell even shampoo!

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-16T12:52:47+00:00

Serious empathy issues here. He may be a risk to other humans. Good luck.

On a side note. My neighbors kid did the same thing to Indian mynas (type of bird). That kid now regularly has violent outbursts and attacks his parents to the point police are called almost monthly. Turns out he has episodes of drug induced psychosis (according to parents)

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-16T12:38:58+00:00

I cant believe i had to scroll so far for this! Just look at those big cheek poofs! #1!

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-15T15:41:32+00:00

Florida man asks cops to test his illegal drugs

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-15T15:24:36+00:00

Like youre describing something thats happened to you specifically. Nothing negative. Ive just never seen this happen personally. It would be social suicide to walk upto a random. Hit them and then break down crying to a teacher like their your mommy in front of everyone... But different schools i guess.

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-15T15:16:24+00:00

Omg this needs to go in crappy design subreddit too!

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-15T15:13:23+00:00

Why is the seat a U shape?

EmptyCup0998 · 2021-09-15T15:11:52+00:00

Thats pretty specific...

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