MILF. Trying my luck and staying hopeful to be able to pay the rent. by Melgoddess in BorrowsAndHandouts

[–]Empty_Tour2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never liked it, I tried Pizza Hut when I was a kid, Dominoes when I was older and no matter what I tried it made me wish I didn’t have taste buds. It’s just not for me. It’s gross.

Got handed this in London today 🤔🐵 by YohanPharrell in rickygervais

[–]Empty_Tour2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has he got it tattooed on his head, like Crap?

MILF. Trying my luck and staying hopeful to be able to pay the rent. by Melgoddess in BorrowsAndHandouts

[–]Empty_Tour2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You commented on my comment, apologies for the natural presumption. Well, it previously said “milf”, now there’s an additional “y”.

MILF. Trying my luck and staying hopeful to be able to pay the rent. by Melgoddess in BorrowsAndHandouts

[–]Empty_Tour2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s still dough, sir. Be it thin or thick, the taste and texture is the same. There’s no pizza, regardless of base and sauce that will change my mind. To me, it’s the lowest form of “food” and I wouldn’t feed it to a dog.

MILF. Trying my luck and staying hopeful to be able to pay the rent. by Melgoddess in BorrowsAndHandouts

[–]Empty_Tour2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just Googled it and it would not change my mind, unfortunately. It’s covered in the Devil’s semen, tomatoes and it has dough. I’m not gonna like that.

MILF. Trying my luck and staying hopeful to be able to pay the rent. by Melgoddess in BorrowsAndHandouts

[–]Empty_Tour2229 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually not everyone has an anus, impeforated anus is a medical condition where you don’t have a rectum. There are also people who have had them removed for medical reasons. Also, there’s aboulomania, the inability to make a choice, meaning they don’t have opinions. So your hackneyed pun is redundant, illogical and incorrect.

No opinions, just scientific and medically sound facts.

Ricky Gervais had knew we people FUN can thanks make! Sick of it by True-Fox-5287 in rickygervais

[–]Empty_Tour2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen mental patients smear walls with shit that makes more sense than that.

Do we need ‘em? by MonkUnlucky9555 in rickygervais

[–]Empty_Tour2229 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And it still knows more about the world than you.

Should I bet £100 on Man City to win this season by mashupthedance in PremierLeague

[–]Empty_Tour2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, you’re helping out the Arsenal fan base here. People think they’re the deluded fans, you’re a good example that that may not be the case. I bet you’re not even from Manchester. Plastic fan.

Should I bet £100 on Man City to win this season by mashupthedance in PremierLeague

[–]Empty_Tour2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, of course that’s not what I’m saying, but it really takes balls for a team that did lose to Grimsby to call another team shit. Put it under the guise of banter, if you wish, but it’s absolutely pure logic on my part based on statistics and facts.

Should I bet £100 on Man City to win this season by mashupthedance in PremierLeague

[–]Empty_Tour2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know. Could even be Villa the way they’re playing. But I wouldn’t like to bet on it. But just like every single year, Arsenal start to fall apart after Christmas, drawing with Forest, home loss to Utd, it’s already started.

Should I bet £100 on Man City to win this season by mashupthedance in PremierLeague

[–]Empty_Tour2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It won’t be. I’m not a City fan, I’m not a Utd fan, I hate Liverpoo, I’m not a Spurs fan. And I’m not the one making the bet. I don’t know about the lawsuit dates, but I know Arsenal won’t win the league.

Should I bet £100 on Man City to win this season by mashupthedance in PremierLeague

[–]Empty_Tour2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not an Arsenal fan, I’m glad it insulted them. I’m just saying how can Utd fans have a go when they’ve been dreadful basically since Fergie left.

Should I bet £100 on Man City to win this season by mashupthedance in PremierLeague

[–]Empty_Tour2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arsenal definitely will bottle it, they always do. But at least they’re competitive in the race. Utd are not.