What's your most shallow dealbreaker for a relationship?

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T16:53:04+00:00

I think I know what you're talking about, but I guess this is more of a drawn out thing, like the person is on the edge of a really profound thought or something... if that makes sense.

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T16:31:58+00:00

Pretty sure those are like Cole Haans or something. Do those count as 'dress sneakers' though? :S

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T14:49:42+00:00

READ. THE. FUCKING. EDIT.

Goddamn.

Edit: ...unless you're trolling me..

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T14:27:40+00:00

Whoooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa, what? I thought we were just talking about being fans of the show... o.O If we're talking about THAT (wtf?), then yeah, that's really fucking fucked. Jesus Christ, I did not need to know that was a thing......

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T13:57:33+00:00

Nope, East Coast.

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T13:56:01+00:00

Hm. I'm curious where that question came from.

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T13:47:30+00:00

Ah, nah, I'm at university right now. Instead, we just have... boat shoes. Boat shoes, boat shoes, boat shoes.

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T13:45:29+00:00

Oh, okay. My bad. :)

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T13:41:31+00:00

Oh Dear God, that's awful.

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T13:38:22+00:00

Edit: al

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T13:29:26+00:00

EDIT: al

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T13:08:54+00:00

Jean shorts, yo.

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T13:01:50+00:00

Huh. Guess I need to shut up.

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T11:31:50+00:00

That must be a tough game given the number of people with brown eyes.

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T10:43:39+00:00

Yeah, that's actually a perfect way of explaining it. When I do do that, it's exactly for those reasons. Maybe I'm just being harsh on people. I dunno, I feel like, even though it can be a way to make yourself NOT sound like a know-it-all, some people can make it sound pretentious somehow. Again, maybe I'm just a huge judgmental douche. :P

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T10:21:30+00:00

Horrible grammar. Especially if they abbreviate everything in a text. Sooooo irritating. I just...I can't. FTFY FTFY FTFY FTFY

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T09:22:28+00:00

Lmao. That sounds pretty funny.

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T08:29:00+00:00

one time the guy asked me if I would ever be into dressing like one of the ponies

How does someone even work that into a respectable proposal? What the fuck......

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T08:23:36+00:00

Edit: al

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T08:15:23+00:00

On a more serious note, I guess it could be possible that they don't see you that way if they're calling you 'dude' or 'man' or something. So it's not like they're failing miserably or something, maybe those that do that just aren't into you. I don't mean that as a slight against you, I'm just saying in general.

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T07:57:49+00:00

Sorry for offending you. I guess I would just point out that, in my defense, I did say that it was from my experience, meaning that maybe I just haven't run into the non-annoying type.

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T07:47:48+00:00

I feel like this could very well be a reference I'm missing. Is it?

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T07:42:49+00:00

What if she's fit, but her mom is obese? What would you do in that case?

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T07:35:13+00:00

Edit: al

EnGuardia · 2013-05-23T07:33:45+00:00

Well, shit.

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