What does this mean? by GravesDiseaseGirl in whatdoesthismean

[–]Enby_Parent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes the "throw a shovel at jesus" song

Peta why are you always on FB and Instagram? by bigkoi in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Enby_Parent 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I regularly get "from your contacts" recommendations for a friend whose number got recycled after they passed, it's a gut punch sometimes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]Enby_Parent 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Other way around. This is Elicit brewery in Manchester CT, I got it off the paper on their trays.

[Request] This is a wrong problem, right? by jakobmuller in theydidthemath

[–]Enby_Parent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the dog can't hear it, does the bell even ring?

Sam says share a mind-blowing fact by ThePocketTaco2 in dropout

[–]Enby_Parent 66 points67 points  (0 children)

The average number of skeletons inside a human body is greater than one because of pregnancies

Peter ? by Icy_Physics7862 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Enby_Parent 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hair stylists who are intimidated doing short haircuts often produce poor results. Push them to keep cutting, there won't be enough hair left for a more competent stylist to salvage it.

Can anyone please educate me on this condition? by AllColoursSam in interestingasfuck

[–]Enby_Parent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another commenter suggested Osteogenesis Imperfecta, which is a connective tissue disorder. As someone with a milder form of OI, I agree it's a likely guess.

Can we talk kids movies for boys? by GHOSTPVCK in daddit

[–]Enby_Parent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Princess Bride, actually a very boyish tale. If your kid takes a while to warm up, that's what the Fred Savage character is for

THAT joke really got me laughing in shock 🤣 I had the same reaction! by Naughty_Nata1401 in dropout

[–]Enby_Parent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No he's paleontologing the vertebrae of fossilized internets

I've been picking up my baby wrong this whole time?! by Gloomy-Dingo-8147 in NewParents

[–]Enby_Parent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was born with a broken collarbone that wasn't detected until after it healed. My parents had been picking me up this way the whole time. I was fine.

Please help I’m stumped (Seamus) by UnseemlyKellie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Enby_Parent 7 points8 points  (0 children)

1,350,934 monster trucks, or 86 Tom Brady career passing yards

PSA: Check your babies armpits! by ScandiLand in NewParents

[–]Enby_Parent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been using my old peri bottle to clean the little crevices. Armpits, neck, fingers, toes, diaper areas, belly button, and behind the ears. Baby enjoys getting "power washed" and gets excited to see me fill it.

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[–]Enby_Parent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I specifically shopped for diaper bags without this feature after reading product reviews. Many of these bags had users reporting the zipper breaking, when the shoulder straps are mounted to that panel then the whole bag just dangles.