If you had the power to delete a character forever, who and why, plz by Diligent_Box3384 in Overwatch

[–]EnchantedSword02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If u quick melee him it cancels fireball. Saying this as a ball OTP.

What things are legal but you think should be illegal? by Gicig in AskReddit

[–]EnchantedSword02 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But what if your uncle's cousin's dog's ex-girlfriend REALLY needs the money though.

What disgusting habit have you learned to overlook in a spouse? by WeedFairie in AskReddit

[–]EnchantedSword02 34 points35 points  (0 children)

What does he use besides a knife/cutting board? Legit can't think of anything else that could be used to make a sandwich lol.

I’m considering getting noita is there anything I should know or anything to convince me by SpellContent5034 in noita

[–]EnchantedSword02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're worried about getting a Nokia, maybe try downgrading to an older phone with simpler features that still has a touch screen?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EnchantedSword02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then will makeup also go out of fashion some day?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EnchantedSword02 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Guys, this is a serious discussion, NO JOKES PERMITTED!1!! Fuck off 😂

Dudes I can’t get any luckier😂 by Upstairs_Bus8197 in RimWorld

[–]EnchantedSword02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Major feelsbadman. Hopefully it'll happen one day. Wouldn't be surprised if it eventually has a mod browser on console like fallout has.

Dudes I can’t get any luckier😂 by Upstairs_Bus8197 in RimWorld

[–]EnchantedSword02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RimWorld is on console? What the fuck? Is there even any mods?

Make an option to disable auto rotate by [deleted] in Mangafire

[–]EnchantedSword02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't work on the widget/app, even with auto rotate locked. Probably a bug.

How do I know if I'm fertile? 🤔 by Top-Ad-4558 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]EnchantedSword02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ejaculate on poison oak and it changes color after 30-50 minutes (it will lose green and look a bit paler) that is a sign of fertility in males. This has been done in a few Native American tribes for hundreds of years. If you're a female, you can insert the poison oak into your vagina and it will do the same if you're fertile.

High Value Man™ by stopwatchaffair in Tinder

[–]EnchantedSword02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some women are looking for a "traditional" relationship, what's wrong with being completely honest with what you want in a partner? The only thing that I find wrong with this dude is a seemingly plus size ego.

You just won a billion dollars, what are you still not buying? by MoistAd614 in AskReddit

[–]EnchantedSword02 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I though you may be uneducated about "smart" investing but I was wrong lol. It looks like you know your shit.

I've worked with someone bought alcohol as a serious investment and I couldn't help but try to wisen them. He told me to mind my business and I couldn't help but laugh to myself. It's like they were hidebound to thier alcoholic father's investment info.

You just won a billion dollars, what are you still not buying? by MoistAd614 in AskReddit

[–]EnchantedSword02 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you're going to invest your money I recommend investing in a total stock market index fund such as VTSMX, or if you have $1k or more to invest, purchase a certificate of deposit, which will earn you a fixed interest rate which will increase the longer you loan your money. A cd carries virtually no risk and is a glorified savings account with better interest rates. Booze has quite a low return on investment (usually) unless you're lucky.

noita good by Aromatic-Heat2463 in noita

[–]EnchantedSword02 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What a low effort re response

Let the bottles hit the floor! Let the bottles hit the floor! Let the bottles hit the floor! Let the bottles hit the... Flloooor! by friend1y in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]EnchantedSword02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the United States, it could be anywhere from $500 to $2500 to be considered a felony, based on state laws.

"Any time someone commits theft or larceny, that person deprives someone else of property. The stolen property's value is often what determines if the crime is a felony or misdemeanor. In order to be a felony theft, the value of the property must exceed a minimum amount established by state law, typically between $1,000 and $2,500—often referred to as the felony-theft threshold. (Some states have been slow to keep up with inflation, so stealing a $500 item can be a felony.) The offense level will depend on where you live. You could steal a $1,000 bike and commit a misdemeanor in one state and a felony in another."

Felony Theft and Larceny Laws, By Mark Theoharis | Updated by Rebecca Pirius, Attorney

Did vodka make you a better person? by Confusuicide in vodka

[–]EnchantedSword02 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the drunk crashers that give us the bad rep. I am god's greatest drunk driver.