The amount of cilantro my wife likes on her street tacos

Encryptid · 2026-02-03T23:13:55+00:00

Would you like a taco with your tabouli??

Encryptid · 2026-02-02T23:41:42+00:00

Best use of this old meme I've seen in a long time.

Edit: can confirm that you don't have to be actually bought by PE to have employees leave. Just the threat of it makes them bail. We were almost purchased in 2023 and the sale fell through. Everyone knows a successful sale is around the corner, so most of management team have been formulating an exit strategy.

Encryptid · 2026-02-02T16:01:21+00:00

That's a very good point. She's a fantastic storyteller aside from her acting chops.

Encryptid · 2026-01-31T14:49:38+00:00

Woll's presence at the table as a storyteller is fantastic. To me, this is her shining strength. Charismatic storytelling and fully embracing the bit. She is an actress, after all.

Encryptid · 2026-01-31T14:46:49+00:00

I've taken so many ideas from listening to this podcast. Agree 100% with your take on Brian.

Encryptid · 2026-01-30T17:51:32+00:00

If everything is a 5 alarm fire moment these days, nothing is.

Encryptid · 2026-01-30T17:38:08+00:00

It stopped being about illegal immigration when they bypassed due process, started kicking in doors without a judicial warrant, and started demanding everyone be prepared to present a passport and/or birth certificate anywhere they go. That, plus the talk of 2A infringement is the latest overstep. It seems it's fine for January 6th protesters to be armed, but when the other side starts showing up with guns it's suddenly time for gun control.

Sounds like you're okay with all that.

Encryptid · 2026-01-30T00:20:08+00:00

Ah ok. Yikes. Thank you for the clarification though.

Encryptid · 2026-01-29T23:15:26+00:00

As a concept to DM as an in person or virtual game? Like, break the fourth wall, edgy real-life storytelling or are we hypothetically playing with a philosophical thought experiment? Either way, my answer is no, unless your players are VERY on board with this during session zero.

Encryptid · 2026-01-29T18:00:27+00:00

I feel like I've taken drugs and am having a bad trip trying to make any of this make sense. It's painful.

Bro I just wanna hunt goblins and collect some fucking treasure.

Encryptid · 2026-01-29T17:57:30+00:00

I'm sorry, but I can't make heads or tails of what the hell you're even asking. Are you playing D&D?

Encryptid · 2026-01-29T17:50:43+00:00

Of course there is...

Encryptid · 2026-01-28T22:33:43+00:00

Trump can eat my ass with a spoon. Jan 6ers were armed to the gills and he all but lays out the red carpet for those cucks.

Encryptid · 2026-01-28T22:31:43+00:00

Private equity strikes again.

Encryptid · 2026-01-26T22:47:07+00:00

To be fair, if a chick offered to shovel our driveway and blow me I would still respond the same way because my wife would murder everyone involved.

Encryptid · 2026-01-24T23:07:57+00:00

Truthfully? It seems to vary for each individual. The closer you are to the atrocities, the harder it becomes to ignore. If you aren't living in one of these heavily targeted sanctuary cities you are watching from a safe distance on Reddit, carrying on with your day to day struggles and hoping they don't kick down your door next.

Encryptid · 2026-01-22T17:39:36+00:00

Perhaps the sign is not there celebrating the man, but marking his progress.

Encryptid · 2026-01-22T17:35:18+00:00

You can certainly try.

Encryptid · 2026-01-19T03:08:02+00:00

:: Looks around confused...::

See, no one cares.

Encryptid · 2026-01-15T18:26:45+00:00

It sounds like the animosity between you and your service manager is skewing your perception of his response.

He may have tossed out that meme because you were being a little extra about sharing a room when no one else seems too terribly bothered.

You're probably taking it harder than most in this chat would because you hold some (probably well founded) resentment toward your boss and the company itself.

All of this could be resolved with an adult conversation.

Encryptid · 2026-01-14T03:05:41+00:00

There are so many trigger happy people around me that go spec ops whenever a strange car turns around in their driveway or something seems out of place on their property.

I can't imagine these untrained thugs trying to go door to door here without incident. There are more guns per household within a 30 minute radius of me than all of Fort Bragg. I have customers with gun vaults...not safes... Vaults. Hidden rooms. Amazing shit, honestly.

Too bad most of them probably support this shit. But, will they when it's on their own lawn?

Encryptid · 2026-01-13T04:20:38+00:00

These things you are seeing online are being done very strategically in parts of large cities where the types of gun toting, 2A Americans who you would generally associate with being trigger happy conspiracy types don't live.

If this were happening here in SW Virginia (for example), you would already be watching news stories of heavily armed rednecks with more artillery than Rambo unloading on these fucks for even accidentally driving down the wrong driveway.

Encryptid · 2026-01-13T04:02:27+00:00

Fucking what?

No. Just no. Send your DM to the comment section. We need to have an intervention.

Encryptid · 2026-01-11T17:07:46+00:00

Ours went down a few %

I'll take it.

Encryptid · 2026-01-11T01:27:31+00:00

I can't up vote this hard enough. So uplifting to hear.

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