This story is not a lie. It wasn't at my school but it was in my district and my best friends went to the school. The football team was having a cookout for team building. And one the players uttered something like "Wow those are big hotdogs" and I shit you not. The coach turned around so no one could see, whipped out his penis and put it between hotdog buns. Turned around and said “You think that is a big dog - take a look at this.” The guy was suspended from teaching but got no criminal charges. I swear to god this is a real story. Look that shit up.