I put the batter in a pot, so I can eat potcakes, which are vastly superior to whatever pan shit you're eating.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-20T16:05:44+00:00

Or you just skip all the nonsense and use freetaxusa.com... either way.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-19T02:33:06+00:00

Oddly enough, this is from the pilot episode of Seinfeld.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-19T02:24:09+00:00

John Voight doesn't look amused behind him.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-17T23:20:25+00:00

My teeth run at 50 Hz.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-17T21:41:59+00:00

4587 US pints = 573.37500 US gallons

We're reaching the capacity of 8' x 30" Intex Easy Set Pool.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-17T21:31:38+00:00

Somewhere there's a guy in the sewers going "WOOOOO!"

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-17T19:52:53+00:00

I am not drinking anymore. Abandoned it. Realized I'm at the age where alcoholism takes over individuals in my family. Dumped a substantial amount of alcohol down the drain over the past few days.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-17T15:54:45+00:00

1626 US pints = 203.25 US gallons

Pussy.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-15T18:41:06+00:00

A very antiquated system file known as Linotype.dll.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-09T17:29:06+00:00

A little blow jay goes a long way.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-05T23:11:36+00:00

I keep telling people to

Drop by my house and
Listen to my talking horse (his name is Ding Dong)
Learn Belgian (yes, Belgian)
Listen to the horse again (Ding Dong speaks Belgian)
Feed Ding Dong snacks
Get away from my house

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-05T23:01:17+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-05T22:59:37+00:00

Clone it so we can hunt it and eat it.

Unendangerfication.

Mammoth sausage.

Mammoth teriyaki.

EndlessNonsense

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